Parody of Shake it Off, by Taylor Swift
"I'll turn into a snake!
I'll never take a break!
But that's for Hazel's sake!
Oh-oh!
But that's for Hazel's sake!
Oh-oh!
But I keep turning,
Can't stop my lifeline burning,
Just gonna keep on learning
How to use my powers, like a son of Mars!
*clap clap clap *
'Cause
LEO'S GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
AND HAZEL THINKS I'M GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT
BUT I'M JUST GONNA FRANK FRANK FRANK FRANK FRANK
FRANK IT OFF! FRANK IT OFF! OH-WOAH-OH!
I really hate the Fates,
But I have time to go on dates,
'Cause Hazel is so great!
Oh-oh!
'Cause Hazel is so great!
Oh-oh!"
"Frank, what are you doing?" Said Hazel. "You're not singing in the shower again, are you?"
Frank peeked his head out of the shower curtain. "I'm not singing. I'm shaking it off! OH-WOAH-OH!"
Hazel sighed as she walked out of the bathroom. She could still hear the muffled sounds of Frank singing in the shower.
"What is THAT?" Leo said as he covered his ears and winced. "It sounds like a dying elephant."
"It's Frank." Hazel replied, shaking her head.
"Oh, so it is an elephant..." Leo whispered as Hazel walked away.
Also, shadowleo helped me come up with this!
We came up with this, and I don't know how.
I like the idea of Frank singing in the shower, though.
~Ivy
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