Nico on the Subject of Pirates

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Today, we will be interviewing Nico on the subject of pirates.

Interviewer: "So, How do you feel about pirates?"

Nico:  "Why Pirates?" 

Interviewer: "Because we know that you liked Percy because he reminded you of a pirate."

Nico: "It was Jason who told you, right? I never should've told him. Anyway, Pirates are cool! They have awesome swords and when they fight, the swords look so cool as they swish through the air!"

Interviewer: "So, Nico, do you have any specific things that you want to mention on the subject of pirates?"

Nico: "Um... The Pirates of the Carribean movies are cool."

Interviewer: "Why do you think that it's cool?"

Nico: "There are skeletons and pirates and swords!"

Interviewer: "What is your opinion on the main character of The Pirates of the Carribean?"

Interviewer's notes: Nico refuses to answer this question and storms out of the room, claiming that Jason had told me the answer already. Jason hasn't told me anything; the only thing that he did tell me is to interview Nico on the subject of pirates.

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