One marvelous day, I went to summer camp. The birds were chirping, the sky was clear as can be, and I was happy. And then--
"AHHHHHH!" Someone shrieked. The scream rang in the silence, as Ivy recounted her memories of her summer camp.
Her camp was a Camp Half-Blood themed camp. There were two people who had read Percy Jackson and The Heroes of Olympus series. My good friend, the person I'm going to tell you about, (let's not count her) and me.
We were in the "Athena" cabin and here was the conversation.
Me: "Ooh! Our cabin mate, Annabeth, is Percy Jackson's boyfriend!"
That one girl: "Excuse me, spoiler alert!" She said, shaking her head.
Me: "What? That's not a spoiler! They kissed so soon in the books!"
Here's what she said next:
That one girl: " Well, just because they kissed, doesn't mean they're boyfriend and girlfriend."
She actually said that. Let me describe her: she has a high voice, and uses "literally" and "basically" a lot. She always moves her head to the side, as if she's stating a fact. Even when she's not stating a fact. Come on! When people kiss, they are usually involved in a relationship! Use your schist-ing head!
Here's another conversation.
Me: "Oh, we should've had blue pancakes for breakfast! That would be cool!"
That one girl: "Ugh, it doesn't have to be exactly like the books, Ivy."
And I looked at her like: "Seriously, dude?"
...I don't think she fangirls like we do, dear fandom.
So, there's and extra long one for you, in celebration for number ten! Enjoy! This girl made me anti-fangirl (You know, the feeling you get when someone ships a ship you don't like). Anyway, There you go! Number ten! Woot-woot!
TEAM LEO!!!
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Funny Heroes of Olympus Jokes & Stories
FanfictionSome funny Heroes of Olympus things I came up with. Most are from me, but some might be off the internet. All heroes of Olympus characters Belong to Rick Riordan. Have some laughs, ~Ivy P.S. 1.2K READS? Holy mother of Rhea! How the crud did this hap...
