Keepin' Up with the Garmadorks- Cast

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🟑The danger magnet🟑

"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'll just ask where they're going and catch up with them later"

LLOYD GARMADON 19

🟑The avacado with glowy fingers🟑

"It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste!"

COLE BROOKSTONE21

🟑Thor but has black hair and earth powers🟑

"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap-stay safe, eat cake."

KAI SMITH20

🟑Fire trash can🟑

"If you're too self absorbed, just lower your ego-unless you're me, that is."

ZANE JULIEN21

🟑Robot Elsa🟑

"No, I am not an Easy Bake Ultimate Oven, so stop trying to cook mac and cheese on me when I'm asleep"

JAY WALKER20

🟑The thunda down unda🟑

"It's not nonsense if it makes sense to me!"

NYA SMITH18

🟑CEO of Slay🟑

"I found your nose, it was in my business"


{CAMERA CUTS TO THE MONASTERY, WHERE ALL IS PEACEFUL UNTIL YOU HEAR THE SQUABBLING INSIDE. JAY IS DUCT TAPED TO THE WALL WITH KAI AND COLE THROWING CHARGERS AT HIM, LLOYD IS PUTTING PINK FOOD COLORING IN THE FOOD ZANE'S MAKING, AND NYA IS MAKING A SANDWICH. SUDDENLY, Y/N ENTERS THE ROOM SLAMMING THE DOOR}

y/n, standing on the table: COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAAAAAADS

lloyd, joining her on the table: TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME

y/n, backflipping off the table: TO THE PLACE I BELONGGGGGGG

lloyd, also backflipping off the table: WEST VIRGINIA

{freeze frame to when both of them backflipped off the table, Y/n Y/l/n and Lloyd Garmadon appear in white lettering}

nya, finishing her sandwich: kai, cole, you better stop right now before i walk over there and beat your asses to the fucking departed realm

{kai is unfazed, used to his sister's threats, but cole fumbles, drops his cake, then turns over to nya, face full of fear. the camera zooms in on his cake, then his face, Cole Brookstone appears in white lettering}

nya: kai..i'm warning you.

kai: oh please nya, i could totally beat you in a fight.

*record scratch*

nya: famous last words.

{screen cuts to nya on a murder rampage chasing after kai, who's face is terrified as he desperately tries to hide, and fails. Nya and Kai Smith appear in white lettering}

jay, still duct taped to the wall: woohoo! go nya! I love you!

{the duct tape finally gives out and jay screams as he faceplants to the floor, Jay Walker appears in white lettering}

{meanwhile, lloyd, y/n, and cole are laughing their asses off when lloyd comes to a realization.}

lloyd: shit! I forgot I put food coloring in Zane's-

zane: LLOYD! 

y/n: and it was that moment when he knew..he fucked up.

{zane walks out of the kitchen wearing his bootiful pink apron, he freezes when he realizes most of the monastery is broken from all of their fighting.}

zane: pixal, activate instant kill mode

{we return to all the ninja and y/n running for their lives from an infuriated zane. behind them, zane runs with two kitchen knives in his hands, Zane Julien appears in white lettering}

{screen cuts to the ninja minus zane plus y/n in a dark closet somewhere in the monestary as they talk in whispers}

y/n, quietly whispering: i hope you all enjoyed this preview of keepin up with the garmadorks, be sure to stay tuned for the next episode!

{The door to the closet gets smashed open, zane stands in the opening.}

zane: FOUND YOU.

everyone else: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


The End.





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