Weiner 🌭 WOOF

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minghao: jeonghan what the fuck is that username

jeonghan: my personality, duh?

minghao: if disgusting really is your personality, then yeah. i see it now

jeonghan: **GASP**

jeonghan: ((lifting up his sunglasses)) fake, ass, bitch

soonyoung: girl don't even start cause you're the one wearing sunglasses indoors, AGAIN

jeonghan: yeah, where else am i supposed to wear them? outside? *lowers his sunglasses* i think the fuck not

soonyoung: can you really not stand my hotness? *HAIR FLIP*

jeonghan: i don't even have to stand, it's nonexistent

seungcheol: *rubbing his eyes* why are you guys fighting so early in the morning?

jeonghan: cheol its 1pm

seungcheol: yeah

seungcheol: early

minghao: what are you hibernating

seungcheol: no just hoping the day goes faster. it's better when i'm blacked out

minghao: you know what

minghao: i won't argue with that

jun: **A BIG ZOOM IN OF HIS FOREHEAD** GUYS GUESS WHAT!!!

minghao: no

jun: I GOT A NEW PET TODAY!!!!

minghao: what are you, a zoo?

soonyoung: OH OH OH CAN I BE THE TIGER

minghao: yeah, let him be the tiger

minghao: and keep him locked up

jeonghan: gosh minghao you're such a hater tsk tsk

jeonghan: keep that h8 to yourself

minghao: make one more joke and i'm reaching through the screen and choking you

jeonghan: awwwww how sweet

seungcheol: yeah, don't do that. he'll probably like it more than anything

minghao: you know what, cheol

minghao: riddle me this, how the fuck do you know that?

seungcheol: ......

**soonyoung's microwave goes off**

soonyoung: oh em gee what perfect timing, that's my popcorn! *runs away*

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 01, 2023 ⏰

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