sevenTEEN in quaranTEEN

Weed

days are usually quiet

meanwhile somewhere in the oblivion.. 13 idiots are on a video call

jun: i tried being productive and paint my room but i got some in my mouth

wonwoo: how the fuck do you get paint in your mouth

jun: i was painting the ceiling and the paint started dripping and i panicked so i let it fall into my mouth instead of onto my carpet

vernon: do any of you have the answers to the homework i lowkey didn't do shit this entire time

minghao: don't fucking come to me when you all fail the final exams

wonwoo: anyone else waiting for jun to fall off the swivel chair

jihoon: *in his kitchen with the laptop set on the island*

jihoon: i just made a smoothie and put too much vodka in it i feel like a housewife in her 30s who knows about her husbands affair but won't leave cause his money is too good

jihoon: and do i give a shit

jihoon: *takes a sip* no

chan: *doing homework*

chan: *in tears* how many colours of the alphabet does it take to taste math

mingyu: what-

jeonghan: *on a walk outside* are you're sure your teacher doesn't smoke weed?

mingyu: birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurling into a sliding glass door and die

seokmin: i just want summer to be here already

seungkwan: and watch every single fucking type of insect come out of the 8th circle of hell? nu-uh.

joshua: how long have you been playing tetris for soonyoung you've literally been playing since the beginning of the call

soonyoung: if tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

jeonghan: god why the fuck did i do this i hate people

seungcheol: *crying on his living room floor becuase he can't complete his 261938475 piece puzzle*

jeonghan: *turns to yell at a pedestrian* SIX FEET YOU FUCKER

jeonghan: some people just don't listen

joshua: says the one who's outside when they're not supposed to be

jeonghan: i'm not a pussy

wonwoo: *has moved to the kitchen and is now aggressively making cereal in front of the camera*

minghao: oh hell no bitch you did not just post another assignment

soonyoung: oh my fucking god-

jihoon: i literally can't see straight anymore

seungkwan: the fuck you seeing then, rainbows?

soonyoung: i put my cookies into the dishwasher instead of the oven on accident

jun: *falls off of the swivel chair he was standing on this entire time and is now nowhere to be seen*

wonwoo: called it

jun: i think i just broke my ass

chan: THIS IS DUE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES *aggressively shakes his laptop*

vernon: i regret not dropping out and becoming a stripper

seokmin: my dog just took my pudding spoon and now he won't give it back

wonwoo: *walks to his room holding his phone in one hand and his bowl of cereal in the other*

wonwoo: *tosses his bowl of cereal onto the bed instead of his phone*

seokmin: ...

soonyoung: ...

jun: ...

joshua: what was that-

wonwoo: *sighs*

wonwoo: i am literally this fucking close to committing arson

jihoon: *has probably knocked over ten or so dishes off his counter just trying to pour a glass of water*

mingyu: jihoon is literally wasted oh my god

seungcheol: *picks up his phone sobbing* guys my cat just swallowed one of the pieces i'm literally never going to finish this puzzle

joshua: lets take a moment to appreciate the fact that he's more worried about the puzzle than his cat

seungkwan: that's gonna be some shit it's gonna take later

jeonghan: *running home already out of breath* someone fucking coughed on me-

vernon: *raps about corona*

seokmin: *taps out a beat with pencils*

jun: is there insurance for a broken ass?
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i'm sorry
i had a moment of regret halfway through i don't know if i should continue this or not this is literally a mistake-