Universal Empress (Futa yae miko reader X Harem)

16 year timelapse

To think its been 16 years since i witnessed that lose...I cant do that again.

'Ceil has the war started yet?'

[Negative. The war begins in approximately 3 hours]

'i see thank you dear, your the best Ceil'

[Praise me more master]

fufufu how adorable. well we have 3 hours until the best part of Shippuden. Lets go over what happened over the last 16 years shall we?

the day i left the village my mind was jumbled, I was devastated from the night before. I finally found some happiness and had it ripped away from me, thats a wound that may never heal. a few days after i left the village i was at what is now called 'the great naruto bridge' fufufu im proud of my little brother he made himself known to many people throughout the years. however while i was there nothing of what happened in show was happening, i think its a Canon thing i dont know. I stayed there for a while and guess who i came across? the one and only Lady Tsunade! 

Ahhh! she was so beautiful! just thinking about her has me excited!. hmm? oh fufufu you misunderstand im no longer 5 years old now so its fine! im 21 now so im a full grown Miko! ahh let me tell you to see Yae Miko in person gave me so many feelings even though i am her now fufufu. hm? no no i didnt do anything naughty without you knowing! im still as pure as can be! I will say though those heat seasons were horrible. my first came when i was 16, i get it every 6 months now, its hell *shivers*. Wait im off track *ahem* sorry

So after coming across Tsunade we had a chat, i listened to her story and she listened to mine. in the end we both understood that we have suffered for so long, she made me an offer though! it was interesting and piqued my interest so I accepted. She allowed me to travel with her! how awesome is that! i got to stare at those melons for 12 years! *drooling* ah sorry. Anyway i accepted her offer but i gave her the condition of 'once naruto comes im leaving' so she agreed even though she was confused. Roughly a year after us traveling together she asked me about my condition, so i explained to her that naruto was my brother. 

Yea she almost yelled at me for leaving a newborn baby, a womans wraith is scary, Now here is the interesting thing she asked me 'how do you know he will come for me?'. Now that was annoying to explain but i told her the truth 'its simple, i know what happens in the future, i know if you get with Master Jiraya, i know if you win a bet, and i know if naruto has kids. I wont give you answers to your questions because I don't want to ruin the timeline. I will say this his son is fucking annoying! but his daughter ahhh i want to squeeze her cheeks and stretch them like some mochi!' she looked at me flabbergasted and concerned about things regarding her. She kept asking but i never answered eventually she gave up fufufu.

I had a blast with her though, yes, she can be weird, but everyone is! besides me of course Yae Miko is perfect fufufu. What? you're saying im not perfect?! how dare you! you dolt!

The second year of traveling with her is when she started training me, I thought I was going to die! I know I'm immortal and all but fuck those hits hurt like hell! oh I forgot to mention she knows I'm immortal, I think that was her green light saying, "ok let's train *SMASH!" yea when we first trained, and she knew about it let's just say half a town was erased... she scares me...

Lets just say, my defense stat was majorly boosted.... I was 7 at the time, taking hits like Rocky not a fun experience, but it paid off fufufu.

I told her about my sharingan and to say she was shocked would be an understatement fufufu, she helped me train it tremendously. I mastered it because im awesome i know. I dont think she ever realized that when she was sleeping i would be doing dungeons... yea i did many over the years, so I am overpowered right now, I wouldnt say im a goddess as of yet nowhere near actually. I would classify myself as maybe the strongest in the narutoverse however thats a maybe, the reason for that is because I dont know how strong the ten tails or Kaguya are compared to me. then theres jigen and code... fuckers stole Kurama from us *anime tears*