Isekai Buttmonkeys Meet!

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Soon you had Gotten Subaru and Kazuma together so that way they can Meet up with you understanding that they are both constantly being screwed over in different fantasy worlds for different reasons.

Y/n: Guys, how is it go-?

Kazuma/Subaru: Huh!? You're A Guy sent to A Fantasy world constantly being screwed over too!? What are the Odds?

Kazuma/Subaru: Huh!? You're A Guy sent to A Fantasy world constantly being screwed over too!? What are the Odds?

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Y/n: Good, I Guess.

Kazuma: How did you die?

Subaru: I Just walked in there. How about you?

Kazuma: I Rather not say... 

Y/n: He fell in front of A Slow as molasses Tractor screamed like A Baby, passed out, and Pissed Himself before he ended up dying.

Kazuma: HEY!!

Y/n: I Know, and I'm Just telling it like it is!

Kazuma: Okay Subaru what constantly screwed you over?

Subaru: I died way too Much. You?

Kazuma: I have A Masochist, A Destructive Idiot, and even A Big Blue Baby.

Aqua: (In another room) SCREW YOU KAZUMA!

Kazuma: Shut up!! You Know it!!

Y/n: Okay since you two Had met each other, I am now going to Train you both. Subaru you had been keeping up with this, but Kazuma this is when you are going to Start.

Kazuma: What are you talking about?

Y/n: Six Powers Training.

Kazuma: Are you serious right now?

Y/n: Huh? Hell, yes, I am you Jackass! Now both of you need to hit me as hard as you can! 

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Y/n: Huh? Hell, yes, I am you Jackass! Now both of you need to hit me as hard as you can! 

Kazuma: Well, I'll-

Y/n: Now I didn't say 50%, I didn't say 80%, I didn't say no arbitrary percentage. I said hit me as hard as you can.

Kazuma: And if we don't?

Y/n: I Guess everyone is right about you.

They both attacked you and hit you bit...

Y/n: Iron Body!!

Kazuma/Subaru: Huh?

Y/n: Oh, consider that nerve Touched. You Know what they say right?

Subaru: What do they-?

Y/n: You're either Perfect or you're not me.

Subaru/Kazuma: Um...

Y/n: Finger Pistol!!

Subaru/Kazuma: AAAAAAGH!!

They were both then sent flying into A Wall!

Y/n: Again! Now I want 50 Pushups and A 5KM Run on top of that!

Subaru: Is he serious?

Kazuma: Yes.

Y/n: Good, Now do it. You don't get stronger by doing nothing. Trust me.

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