A/n: These are canon are Just short stories for Halloween! Please enjoy.
Segment One... Misery Loves company...
We Open up with A Small Car soaring down the Icey Roads of The Japanese Mountians as A Woman was on the Phone smoking A Cigar and Pouring herself A Bottle of Whiskey.
Kobayashi: Uh-huh. Yeah, I Know. I just do it every time. Look I do it every time because it's Tradition. I always finish My Novels at the New Tokyo Hotel, with A Glass of Whiskey and A Cigar. Not that hard.
The Hardworking woman was An Author known for her Misery series, and she was preparing her New Novel Fast Cars. Suddenly the car she was on suddenly lost control and fell into the snow!
Kobayashi: HEY! WOAH!
She then Crashed into the Snow, as she was left Bloody and Injured but suddenly A Figure with Horns and A Tail, in A Maid outfit checked on her and pulled her back to her cabin. Soon Kobayashi woke up in A Room she didn't recognize.
Kobayashi: Huh? Where Am I?
Tohru: Hello!
Kobayashi: Oh. Who are you?
Tohru: You're Kobayashi, right?
Kobayashi: Yes?
Tohru: Oh, I am your biggest Fan! I Love your Misery series! I haven't gotten your newest Book yet but I bet I'm going to love it!
Kobayashi: Oh, Uh, Thank you. What happened to my Leg?
Her Leg was in A Cast and was propped up.
Tohru: Oh Yeah, that's Just Because your Leg Broke. Don't worry I've been giving you Lots of Pain meds.
Kobayashi: Actually, I feel kind of Itchy and... Sweaty.
Tohru: Oh! You need more meds then! I can't allow my favorite Person to go all Cold Turkey! You've been Knocked out for 2 weeks!
Kobayashi: What!? Does anyone know!?
Tohru: Oh, the power lines are down. Don't worry about it. Besides your car won't thaw out until Spring comes. Oh, that reminds me I need to get that Book. Here's your Breakfast!
She then Pulled out A Plate with An Heart shaped Omelet with Ketchup on spelling out "I Love you", some Hashbrowns, and some Milk!
Tohru: I Put My Love in there!
Kobayashi: You don't mean-?
Tohru: Yep! My Tail! It grows back. Bye!
She then left as Kobayashi sighs.
Kobayashi: I'm stuck in A House with A Crazy Person. Great.
Soon Tohru had returned back to the Home as she slammed the door she then walked over and hit Kobayahi's leg making her scream.
Kobayashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Tohru: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MISERY!?
Kobayashi: Who?
Tohru: MISERY! YOU KILLED HER!
Kobayashi: Yeah. I don't want to do the series anymore.
Tohru: You will do the Series.
Kobayashi: Why should I?
Tohru: Excuse me.
She then walked out and then came back in with Ax.
Tohru: You Know when the British controlled South Africa, they had African slaves' mine Diamonds, but how do they keep them from stealing the Diamonds you may ask? They Hobbled them. They took an Ax and slice their feet off, to keep them from ever running.
Kobayashi: Wait... What are you doing!?
Tohru: Something I should have done A Long time ago!
Kobayashi: NOOOOO!
Tohru then swung the Ax down on Kobayashi's Leg!
But She only cut the Cast off, as her Leg was left completely fine.
Kobayashi: Huh?
Tohru: Heh, Sorry, That Cast was driving me Crazy! I mean I should have removed that A Week ago but I felt like you needed to rest.
Kobayashi: So You're not going to Hobble me?
Tohru: Of course not! That's some stupid Human thing! Trust me when I say I wasn't going to Hurt you.
Kobayashi: But why did you name that Hobbling thing out of the Blue while Holding the Ax?
Tohru: I read that in my 1001 Dark History Facts Book. I thought I could spread some Knowledge. Now can you walk?
Kobayashi: Um... Yes. I can.
Tohru: Good I can fly you to the New Tokyo Hotel.
Kobayashi: Driving please.
Tohru: Nope. Don't have A Car. Fly.
Kobayashi: Fine, but please go slowly.
Tohru: No Promises!
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The Ultimate Shonen Jump hero (Book 10)
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