Y/n: Okay so Let me get things straight. You're all Trapped here forced to Hunt These Little gremlins called Gloinks, and I am stuck here doing this because you are all A Bunch of #$&&$ Ups?
Ragatha: Pretty Much yeah.
Zooble: Well Good Luck with that. %&*# Off. (Flips Censored Bird)
Just then A Bunch of Gloinks showed up and ended up tearing Zooble apart as they all ended up carrying pieces of her off with them.
Zooble: HELP! HELP ME!
Jax: Well, Zooble is dead. Anyone Hungry?
Y/n: Dude, show some Goddamn Sympathy.
Jax: Hey I Just want to watch and Have fun.
Just then A Gloink showed up and smacked him in the face before running off.
Jax: Okay the Fun is over.
Ragatha: Well, we should take Y/n and Pomni to see Kaufmo. He would be excited to meet them.
Just then A Bunch of Gloinks showed up and destroyed Kinger's pillow Fort.
Kinger: NO! MY FORTRESS!
Ragatha: Hey Kinger, want to take Pomni and Y/n to see Kaufmo?
Kinger: No, not really. The last time I saw him he kept rambling on mentioning about an Exit. I think he went Mad.
Ragatha: Poor Kaufmo.
Pomni: Wait an Exit? You mean an actual Exit. There is A Way out of here.
Ragatha: If there was an exit, we all would have been out of here A While ago.
Jax: Yeah, the fact you believe that there is an Exit makes you crazy too.
Pomni: From what I know that means there is more of A Likelihood of an exit.
Jax: Or you're getting A Head start on Your Insanity.
Gangle: Is anyone going to help get Zooble?
Y/n: Jax she might have A Point! I came here on A Whim and for all of you there might be an Exit! Like We could no clip through the floor or something.
Pomni: I swear I saw an Exit. It Disappeared Before my eyes.
Y/n: Really? Sounds familiar to me.
Pomni: Familiar?
Y/n: I'll explain later.
Jax: Alright Why don't you and I, Ragatha Take Pomni, and Y/n to Kaufmo's room, and We'll have Crybaby and Hoo-ha Here to handle the Zooble situation.
Ragatha: Are you sure that is A Good Idea?
Jax: Of course, they are the two most mentally well-adjusted and sane out of all of us.
Y/n: I swear You're Just trying to Shirk your responsibilities onto them.
Jax: Do you want to do it?
Y/n: I'm Keeping my eye on you.
Jax: Good, Now let's get going Ladies and Guy. Let's go harass A Clown.
Y/n: Dude, Phrasing.
You all then walked off Leaving Kinger and Gangle Alone.
Gangle: My Happy mask is Broken.
Kinger: AGH! Oh! You Startled me.
All four of you were now walking down A Hall full of rooms, as Ragatha continued Talking and explaining.
Ragatha: Well, here is our bedrooms or really the places where we rest since we can't ever really leave. Ah here is yours.
There was A Door with Pomni's Face, and it had Massive sad Eyes on it.
Pomni: Have you ever tried to get out?
Ragatha: Well, we used to try all of the time until we all realized that this place has no exit and it's fruitless searching for A Completely unobtainable goal which would grant us Happiness, but we instead slowly rot away in this place as we and as we begin to lose the Point or our reason why to Live and when that Happens something Terrible Happens. Oh, here we are.
Y/n: .... Are you Okay? Do you need Help? I can get you Help.
Ragatha: Huh? (Blushing) Oh No It's fine really.
She then Began to ring the doorbell as she smiled.
Ragatha: I'm surprised you don't have A Door Y/n.
Y/n: I told you I came here on my own free will.
Jax: Bad Move Huh?
Y/n: Shut the $%^&$ Up Jax. I don't hear it from you.
Ragatha: Anyways these Games we Play help keep our Minds healthy and Active.
Jax: Thank goodness this is A Dream Huh, Pomni?
Pomni was Instead Just staring off into space as her eyes were Just two Balls of rapidly moving Lines, like as if something Got to her.
Y/n: Pomni? POMNI ARE YOU OKAY!?
Pomni: Huh? What were we doing again?
Ragatha: We're getting one of our Friends.
Y/n: Pomni are you Okay? You can tell me. I Care about you.
Jax: Oh, do you Like her, perhaps?
Y/n: ...
You then Smacked him across the face.
Jax: Geez, Not the Joking type I, see?
Y/n: Shut up Rabbit.
Ragatha: Huh, He isn't answering. Strange. I hope he's Okay.
Jax: Don't worry Doll Face I have A Key to his room right here.
Ragatha: Huh!? What!? Why do you have A Key to his room!?
Jax: Don't worry I have A Key to everyone's rooms. I haven't done anything bad Yet. I have left something in your room though. By the way tell me if you find any centipedes.
Ragatha: WHAT!? JAX! THAT'S THE ONE THING I AM SCARED OF!
Y/n: Dude, that is A Jerk Move!!
Jax: Hey I don't really Care.
He then Opened the door all to see The entire room written with "Exit" all over in Black Marker, and A Giant glitching Black Monster with Dozens of eyes, staring at all of you.
Y/n: Oh... Oh Crap...
Jax: Hey I've been looking for this.
He then Grabs a Bowling ball.
Jax: Thanks for Keeping an eye on it Kaufee. See Ya.
He then runs off so Fast he left A Dust cloud the shape of himself Behind!
Y/n: YOU COWARD!!!
Pommi: What is that?
Y/n: Yeah, exactly what in the ever-loving Of Mother Jesus Mary Christ on A Bike is that!?
Ragatha: You Know that Terrible thing I mentioned earlier?
Y/n/Pomni: Yeah?
Ragatha: That's what I meant. He Abstracted.
Y/n: Oh God. It's worse than You even Implied it to be.
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The Ultimate Shonen Jump hero (Book 10)
FanfictionHey! Y/n L/n Here and I have A Lot more adventures, A Lot more Friends, and A Lot more Girlfriends to have! So, stick around and read to find out what Happens Next!