The True Excalibur!

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You were impressing everyone with your Skills and everything else as the women were all over you as per Usual but of course all of this was pretty much Pissing someone off.

???: Hey! You think you're so Great Huh?

Y/n: Who Are you?

Shinra: Ugh, That's Arthur. Ignore him. He's no one.

Arthur: No One? No One!? I wield Excalibur!

He then Pulls out A Blade he generated Plasma into.

Arthur Boyle (He is A Cocky and Prideful son of A Bitch who wields A Blade he calls Excalibur/ He doesn't get along with Shinra and they fight all of the time/ He has the power to create Plasma and Turn it into A Blade form to form Excalibur)

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Arthur Boyle (He is A Cocky and Prideful son of A Bitch who wields A Blade he calls Excalibur/ He doesn't get along with Shinra and they fight all of the time/ He has the power to create Plasma and Turn it into A Blade form to form Excalibur)

Y/n: That's not Excalibur.

Arthur: Excuse me?

Y/n: I have the real Excalibur.

Arthur: No, you don't.

Y/n: Yes, I do. Want me to Pull him out?

Soul: NO! PLEASE DON'T!

Y/n: I'm Pulling him out.

Soon everyone had quickly gathered into one room as Arthur Pulled out His Excalibur.

Maka: I would Probably cover your ears if I were you.

Maki: Why is that?

Maka: Just A Warning. This is going to get annoying real fast.

Arthur: Where is your Excalibur?

Y/n: Right here! Reequip: Excalibur!!

Excalibur: FOOL! It is the amazing Excalibur! Now we shall Begin my Amazing 5 Hour Long story!

Everyone had then Made the Excalibur face.

Shinra: Why five hours?

Excalibur: Fool! Because I can never tell my story in 4 Hours or Less! Now Let's Begin. It all Began when...

Excalibur: And Then my Dry cleaner told me No More Chili, but I Loved it so Much. Until I nearly Lost a Finger to A Bowl myself. Now that will be explained Later on. Now to continue on with the story...

Excalibur: And then that was the Biggest Eggplant I've ever seen but trust me I never bothered to touch that. Not with that Honey Badger Guarding it and was about ready to Maul my face.

Excalibur: And then I Met my Newest Owner Y/n, who I Must say is One Bloody good fellow. Heh, yes, I used the word Bloody. I'm A Bit British.

Shinra: THAT WAS 6 HOURS!!!

Excalibur: FOOL! I Did say that I couldn't tell my story in 4 hours or less! it was going to be 5 Hours or Longer!

Arthur: Can we fight now? Please?

Y/n: Right. Excalibur?

You then Held him as A Golden Light Eminanted from your Body and Arthur nearly Busted A Blood vessel seeing this as he swung his Plasma Blade at you, but you Just Blocked them all with ease as Excalibur could easily block Plasma blasts, and you quickly slammed your hilt against his head, and then kicked him in the face!

Y/n: Do you Concede defeat?

Arthur: No.

You then swung Excalibur which had quickly cut his cheek.

Y/n: Now?

Arthur: Sure.

Y/n: Good.

Shinra: Good Job Y/n. You Might have finally shut him up.

Arthur: Shut up You Idiot!!

Shinra: Make me you Egotistical Maniac!!

Y/n: (Sweat) Uh-Huh. Yep. Seen this Before.

You then bashed them both over the head as the three of you nearly got into A Physical fight.

Maki: Huh, So He-?

Maka: Deals with A Lot of Idiots? Yep. You should see where we come from. I'm related to one.

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