Y/n: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Lloyd: Please never become a surgeon.
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Lloyd, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.
Lloyd: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.
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Y/n: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
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Y/n: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Y/n, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Lloyd: Any idiot would know that.
Y/n: I knew that!
Lloyd: See?
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Y/n: Go big or go home!
Lloyd: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Y/n: I'm going big!
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i have headaches a lot.
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Lloyd G. x Y/N || Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction*Completed* Incorrect quotes with Lloyd Garmadon and you-- I'll be doing the other ninja plus one with all the ninja as well. Not gonna lie y'all, some of these were so funny.
