≪•◦ hypothetically, ◦•≫

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Y/n: We have fun, don't we, Lloyd?


Lloyd: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.


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Y/n: Lloyd, I am nothing if not a person of principle.


Y/n: Now let's break into this apartment.


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Y/n: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.


*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*


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Y/n, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?


Lloyd: ...


Lloyd: What's in the box?


Y/n: What woul-


Lloyd: Y/n, what's in the box?


Y/n: I think you know.


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Lloyd: Your smile looks forced.


Y/n: That's because it is.


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Y/n: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.


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