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Y/n: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.


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Lloyd: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."


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Y/n: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.


Y/n: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.


Y/n: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.


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Y/n: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.


Lloyd: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.


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Y/n: What are you guys playing?


Lloyd: Go Fish.


Y/n: That's a nice, safe game.


Y/n: But don't you need cards?


Lloyd: Where do you keep the spear gun?


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Lloyd: I am an expert at identifying birds.


Y/n: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?


Lloyd: Yeah, they're all birds.


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i am very sick/.

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