An astronaut hitting a can thing and breaking it in pieces
[Chris]: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this we're going back right where it all began. At Camp Wawanakwa! I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away.
sign falls sideways
And by "changed," I mean gotten really, really dangerous
Sea monster growls and grabs the intern
Chris chuckles. "Good stuff. But the rules of the game remain the same. A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete stranger, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off.
Last on standing wins...
One million doll-ars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now!
Shows the boat of the original cast on a boat and playing music past the island!
Owen: NOOOOOOOOO! Chris laughs.
[Chris]: No, not them! This season, we've got all new players fighting for the million. And here they come now.. for real!
Meet Jo!
Jo: Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis.
Scott!
Scott: Right back at ya
Zoey and Mike
Zoey: Can you believe we're here?!
Mike: Yeah, it's beautiful
Lightning!
Lightning: hello gorgeous *kisses biceps*
Brick
Brick: Brick MacArthur reporting for duty!
B and dawn
B: Thumb to the side
Dawn: Your aura is exceptionally purplish green. Oh, it suits you, though.
Dakota
Dakota: Hey there! She giggles. Dakota here, and I'm here to..
Anne-Maria
Anne-Maria: Aw, yeah, three more coats oughta do it.
Dakota pushes Anne-Maria. "WOAH! who said you could pan away?!
Anne-Maria: Don't push me, blondie! Sprays her with her spray.
Stacy: My great aunt Millie invented suntans. Yah, before her, people smeared themselves with clay.
Anne-Maria sprays Stacy, too
Y/n!
Y/n: waves to the camera
Cameron!
Cameron: Fresh air! A real lake! BIRDS! Woah. He falls off the top
And Sam
Sam: Oh, yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade!now we're cooking.
[Chris]: Yup! It's out the toughest, most explosive season ever! Pulls out a button. Blows up the boat as the contestants scream.
Right here on Total...
Drama
Revenge of the island
You're gonna be by the beach on the steps as soon as Jo and Brick come up from running!
Cameron falls from the sky, screaming and landing on a rock.
Cameron: Is this what pain tastes like? Ugh... I mean... auuugh!
Anne-Maria: Chris is so getting a beat down for this!
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RandomIt was day we're the snow had fallen down and you were on a lake with your 2 brothers (Jamie and Mason) and the ice started cracking under you and you fell in along with them, but they got out and you still under there for about a 1 hour and 30 min...
