Shrek POV:
I'm sorry, sir your card is declining."
What? There's no way. I'm the richest person in the world. Theres no way my card would decline.
"WHAT!?!?! TRY AGAIN BITCH"
"it's still declining, sir." Chaewon looked worried and insisted to pay. I knew I couldn't do anything right now so I let her pay for it and thanked her. (Lmao disgrace imagine being the richest person in the world and someone else pays for you , bozo 💀💀)
I was lost in thoughts and worry until I heard Yeonjun's voice.
"SHREK BBG PICK UP YOUR PHONE YOUR PHONE IS RINGING FOR SO LONG AJJSSKSKSKK"
I heard my phone ringing and picked up the call. It was an unknown number.
"Hello? Tf you want bitch"
"You know your bank has been robbed right?" The voice sounded familiar. Wait.
JIHOON?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! AHAAJJAHAHAJKAKAKANAJAKKK WTF THAT BOZO DOING
"TF BITCH WHAT U WANT FROM ME HAH OMG"
"I was the one who did it." Tf? Nah theres no way. No fucking way.
"NO WAY YOU DID THIS YOU WERE SUCH A DUMB BITCH THERES NO WAY YOU KNOW HOW TO HACK AND SHIT" (I'm so sorry)
"Well, about that... Someone helped me do it." Someone? Who tf now
"
"Who?" I asked.
"Donald Trump. I know that huge ahh bozo looks dumb but you're like dumber than him so he easily hacked your account. I even know your password HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH."
"DONALD TRUMP? WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!?!"
"LickShrekToes69."
"No...way... GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK BITCH WHY DID YOU DO THIS." I yelled at the phone.
"Well you see I had no choice, the thing is I'm the crazy ex of this story who wants to make the main character's life hell and you're the main character soooo...."
"THIS GODDAMN BITCH! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! WITH YOUR OWN MONEY, NOT MINE." I yelled as I hung up the phone.
"Shrek, is everything okay?" Chaewon asked with worry in her eyes.
"Yeah what just happened, why were you yelling like a pig? Oh wait I forgot you're yelling like a pig cuz you are one 💀💀💀." Yeonjun laughed at his own joke like it's the funniest thing ever.
"Stfu bozo." I replied to Yeonjun as he was pouting. (Help)
"Well yeah so basically, my ex stole all my money and he called me to tell me that he did it cuz I'm the main character." I told them.
"Wait wtf why would the robber reveal himself. What. ?????" Yeonjun said confused.
"Does he want something from you...? Chaewon asked.
"Yeah he wants me fr. I mean I'm shrek who wouldn't want me bruh 🙄💅" I said sassily like I said the coolest thing ever or something.
I was talking to Chaewon and Yeonjun and then someone comes to my mind. Sunghoon. He is pretty smart. He can help me fix this. I should look for him.
"OMG BYE GUYS I GOTTA GO NOW SOMETHING VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT CAME UP I NEED TO MEET SUNGHOON, I'LL SEE YALL LATER 😻💅"
"bye Shrek!" Chaewon waved to me and started leaving too.
"Bye guys." Yeonjun said as he left too.
Sunghoon POV:
I was stalking Shrek as I heard him talking about me. I felt butterflies in my stomach as I heard my love mention my name.
Oh my god.
He needs my help.
I'll try my best to help him.
YOU ARE READING
Our Beloved ||| Yeonjun, Taesan, Chaewon, Sunghoon x Shrek
FanfictionYou can imagine yourself as Shrek if you'd like. jk. disclaimer: THIS IS JUST A JOKE PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY- I mean I thought of doing it cuz I was bored and why not 💀💀 not like yeonjun, chaewon, sunghoon or taesan will ever read it SOOO �...
