Hughbert Slit, explorer, traveller, womanizer and bill skipper is a well travelled man from Glossop, United Kingdom. He has fought pigmies, crocodiles, the Chinese and Millwall fans on his quest to find excitement, danger and thrills.
Hughbert graduated from the University of Life, with a Masters in 'winging it.' He has never owned a vehicle as he has always managed to hitch a ride wherever he's gone.
He has been married five times and has six children between his partners and a few women he had an affair with.
One of those children still talks to him.
Hughbert has been to every continent and is able to communicate with natives by talking very loudly and deliberately.
Hughbert has written eight travel books, each one critically panned and one was banned in the EU for use of the word (this word has been removed as it's not legal to print in your region) his books fund his expeditions, which is why they are so poorly funded.
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A Traveller's Guide to Daneshd'souzayuk by Hughbert Slit
ComédieRenounced English explorer, Hughbert Slit brings you the exciting world of Daneshd'souzayuk! An upstart nation ran by a schizophrenic imbecile. This guide exists to inform potential tourists why coming to this strange land is a terrible idea! (This...
