A/n: yall I'm lost today so LEMMY do my thang for this
Wally: royalty told me never to lie. So I will be honest.
Opposite: *raised his eyebrow and poses sassy*
Wally: your the ugliest person I've ever met *smirks*
Reboot: *holds opposite back from raging*
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Reboot: hey Rf can we go to the gas station?
Rainbow factory: no you lost gas station privileges
Wally: Rf can we pls go to the gas station.
Rf: did you not just hear what the fuck I just said.
Grayscale: can we pls go to the gas station?
Rf: ugh fine
Opposite: *rolling eyes*
Wally,grayscale and reboot: Ty Rf!
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Opposite: *puts fists up* fight me you nerd ass punk
Rf: please at least try to be sophisticated when you try to insult someone
Reboot walks in and inturups
Reboot: thus thou wish to engage in a duel my good bitch?
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Opposite: you can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.
Wally: let's not forget who pushed me in *crosses arms*
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Wally: barnaby! My face is on fire!
barnaby: Wally! Are you ok?!
Wally: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
barnaby: But your faceis on fire.
Wally: Yes.It's much faster than shaving.
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Howdy: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Julie, negotiating with Sally
Sally: We have Poppy. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Poppy: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Julie:
Poppy: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Julie: Poppy STOP
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Wally: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Eddie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
frank: A realist sees a freight train.
julie: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Wally: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
barnaby: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
eddie: I'm with you there...
frank: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
howdy: Three types of people.
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*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Julie: So how do you know the host?
Wally: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Poppy: That BITCH!
y/n: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Barnaby : I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Howdy: They stole a baconator!
Poppy: That BITCH!
Julie: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!
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Wally: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Y/n: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Wally:
Wally: Y/n, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Y/n: * Sips coffee from bowl*
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Y/n: Is something burning?
Wally: Just my love for you.
Y/n: Wally, the toaster is on fire.
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Eddie: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Y/n: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Eddie: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Frank, recording: This is so cute
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Eddie: You bought a taco?
Frank: Yes.
Eddie: From the same truck that hit Y/n?!
Frank, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them
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Wally: Howdy, I'm sad.
Howdy: * Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Barnaby : Y/n, I'm sad.
Y/n, nodding: mood.
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Wally: Barnaby , we're hungry!
Y/n: Barnaby ! What's for dinner?
Howdy: We're hungry, Barnaby !
Barnaby , frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *
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Wally: Wow, Y/n, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.Y/n: We literally slept together yesterday.Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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To be continued
