A/N: ALL FANDOMS YAAAAAAY!
Bendy: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
wally: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
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Bendy: *sobs*
Selever: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
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Bendy: If Joey and I were drowning, who would you save?
Henry: You two can't swim?
Joey: It's a hypothetical question, Henry! who would you save?
Henry: my time and effort.
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Y/n: *crying*
wally: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Frank: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Howdy: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Burglar: we've got your son if you want him back give us ten grand
Y/n: I don't have any kids....
Burglar: than who just asked me for warm milk and cookies?
Y/n: oh no you have Wally!
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Boris: Henry, I'm sad.
Henry: * Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Sammy Lawrence : bendy, I'm sad.
Bendy: *nodding*mood.
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Sammy: GIVE IT BACK
demon bendy: say my name first
Sammy: fine big daddy *blushes* NOW GIMMY!
demon bendy: wha-
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Bendy: *Trying to fill out illegal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
borris: I personally was created in a lab.
Frank: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Wally: Yo is Frank sleeping or dead?
Y/n: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Howdy: Yeah, so did I.
Frank: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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selever : You're giving me a sticker?
Ruv: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me- wow!"
selever : I'm not a preschooler.
Ruv: Fine, I'll take it back
selever : I earned this, back off!
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Boyfriend: Is something burning?
Girlfriend: Just my love for you.
Boyfriend: Girlfriend, the toaster is on fire.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Wally: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
y/n: ...I did.I broke it.
Wally: No.No you didn't. bendy?
bendy: Don't look at me. Look at boy friend.
boy friend: What ? !I didn't break it.
bendy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
boy friend: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
bendy: Suspicious.
boy friend: No, it's not!
Skid: If it matters, probably not, but whitty was the last one to use it.
whitty: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Skid: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
whitty: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Skid!
y/n: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Wally.
Wally: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Skid: Wally...bendy's been awfully quiet.
bendy: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Wally, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Wally: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Wally:
Wally: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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*Squad reactions to being told "I love you"*
Frank: Thanks fam!
y/n: oh no
bendy: * cries * I love you too
Girlfriend: Sounds fake but okay
henry: * A flustered mess*
Joey: can i get a refund
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Frank: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
y/n: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Frank: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
bendy: Actually I did the math, y/n would have $225, not $0.15.
y/n: Fam I'm right here....
Girlfriend: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Frank: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Girlfriend: Sorry I only have a dollar
Frank: :(
bendy: Hey I just realized my friend is right, y/n would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Girlfriend: If I had $22, 500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
bendy: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500
henry: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
bendy: Apply juice to what
Joey: Directly to the forehead
y/n: Great chat everyone
The end XDD
GIMMY ideas for the next teacher Wally chapter I'm loosing brain cells
