My fave stuff pt 1
My fave curse word: bitch
My fave food: white rice kimchi and Burger King
My fave childhood shows:Dora, blaze, blues clues (aka the Og Barnaby ) and Sid the science kid
Anyways LEMMY talk shit bout ppl now
My stepdad: ok Sammy is a good man and all but wtf is his deal this man is homophobic he doesn't talk to my gay brother he hateS when I talk bout my Eddie x Frank wedding chapter he also thought Wally was gay bc the pants. Another thing he doesn't even know who Wally is! When we had a actual decent conversation this is what happened
Me and him in the mini van waiting on the rest of the fam:
Me: sooooo... Sammy how'd you meet my mom
Sammy: we'll we met on tinder and please we're a family now call me dad
Me: in China we call our fathers Bàba so I will call you that
Sammy: ok! That's fine!
Me: do you know Wally?
Sammy: yeah isn't he the guy on nick jr the wizard?
Me: not Wallykazam 🙄 wally darling! The puppet!?
Sammy: you mean the gay one?
Me: he's not gay
Sammy: we'll good because men shouldn't date men
Me: bro that homophobic 😒 besides my brother is gay
Sammy: *mummbling* disgusting
Me: your the disgusting one don't think I haven't noticed how horny you've gotten around māmā you perv
Sammy: OK FINE! I won't say nothing else about your family if you don't tell your mom
Me: and top it of with 50 bucks
You see what I mean? He's a nice person but to much of a perv and he's homophobic
Next
Lena the school bully: this girl makes me wanna scream she's the leader of the group of meanies in school look what happened
Mrs crane: ok class today we're gonna learn about reproduction now Fei I know you already learned about this but we haven't taken this course yet.
Me: o-ok
Mrs crane: all the boys go to the other class room with mr collins
*after they left*
Mrs crane: *grabs som cardboard with little naked figures *
Me: *starting to get overwhelmed *
Mrs crane: now this is the girls parts it's called the vagina
Me: *my brain* wtf why this again
Mrs crane: and this is the boy part it's called the penis
Me: *peeing my pants and embarrassed*
So then I stood up and ran to the bathroom to change and I stayed there for the rest of the period
*after the bell rang*
Me: *opens the stall and the meanies are there*
Lena: oh look it's little miss I'm the Asian who can't hold her pee
Me: fuck off lena and leave me alone
Lena: I think I'll stay here actually
Lena's friends : *grabbing me and slamming me to the wall*
Lena: let me make my self clear little toddler you don't belong here nobody likes you and nobody ever will all you are is a mistake
Me: any your a bitch ass Burt cookie * then I kicked her friends and punched Lena in the neck*
Lena: *coughing* your gonna pay for this chopsticks
Well my ass got beat by a black bitch and she gave me a black eye and a bloody nose
And that's all the shit I can say rn 🙁 anyways ye
