Well I'm. Not American but happy new year to the Americans here anyways fun fact! Tomorrow is my bday ima be 13 YAEY anyways I was supposed to to be born today ima tell you the story I asked my mom bout this so ye..
Flashback 2010 dec 31 2 minutes to midnight
Hong Kong china
My family was watching the news to see the Times Square ball go down the building (yes they watched it even tho our new year is February 10th). My mom had sharp pains in her stomach but she just thought she had gas.
A minute later as everyone on tv was counting down my mom wasn't prepared for what happened.
(Yall lucky I ain't gonna write in Chinese)
5....4....3....2.....1 HAPPY NEW YEAR! The people in times square yelled. My mother started having strong contractions at the same time that happened.
2011 the hospital
My mom lied in the hospital in pain. It was more painful than my other brothers (hehe I made my mom suffer XD). Ok Mrs.cheng your dilated 10 centimeters we're gonna take you to the delivery room. The doctor said. (Yo this bitch was no help she just stood there like a ass)
So they took my mother to the delivery room. The mid wife and the other doc came into the room and started the procedure. Ok on the count of three push...one two THREE.
Skipping this part bc I don't wanna talk bout my own mother giving birth that's weird
Anyways my brother whom was first was stuck in there for 24 fucking hours. What happened with me? Heh yall will see.
January 2 2011
My brother finally got out but I didn't move. I stayed in there. Why? I had the cord around my fucking neck. My mom started to freak out. My dad was freaking out. The same asshole for a doc just stood and watched.
So the doctor came with a solution. They helped my mom change my position and then I was out. But! I was a blueish color. What's wrong with her? My mom asked.
Mrs. Cheng I'm sorry but your daughter is dead. YO I WAS FUCKING DEAD! My mom started to cry and my dad was gonna frikin' kill some people.
Wait we can revive her. And so they did and now my stupid autistic, hyperactive, ocd ,asthmatic ass is here making yall happy.
The end <3
