The Birds and the Bees [Sollux X Reader]

Night on the Town

"You wanna take me where?" You asked with a slight hint of confusion, Sollux had never asked you out anywhere and you didn't think that it was his thing to actually ask people on date- you mean 'Nights on the town'

"C'mon, it'll be fun, and ith not like you have anything better to do." He made a good argument, which he always did, you didn't have anything to do when you got home, and a little adventure with your best friend never hurt anyone right? "Okay, fine, I'll go with you, but on one condition, we have to take Karkat with us."

He didn't say anything for a good two minutes, that is until he started laughing, "You're kidding right?" You just shrugged your shoulders, "Pleathe tell me that it wath jutht one of your lame joketh." You smiled, "You want (Y/N) to go, we bring the Cancer and that's final." You said in a happy-go-lucky tone. He sighed heavily and obliged.

Karkat wasn't happy about you just volunteering him to tag along in your little get together with the bee. "I'm not going, especially not with that fuckass." He stated bluntly. "But c'mon, it'll be fun, and you'll have bonding time, and we'll all be friends forever." He gave you the 'what the hell is even coming out of your mouth-hole' look. "I'm YOUR Moirail, not bee-boy over there!" He shouted, "But if you were really my Moirail you'd back me up all the way." Karkat sighed and gave in, there was no hope arguing, "If I were to say yes, where would we go?" You never thought to ask and you shrugged. "Oh wow, that just helps your case all the more doesn't it." You smiled, "So you'll go?" He rolled his eyes, "Yes, fuck, fine." "YAY!" You said in pure joy.