The Birds and the Bees [Sollux X Reader]

Holy Crosses & Rainbow Drinkers

~Your P.O.V~

"Are you serious, no it can't be, nobody actually does this stuff, I mean yea she's a troll but I didn't know trolls could did that." You said aloud while pestering Sollux in your Troll history class. Sollux had just given you some information that you thought was nothing but a bunch of lies. "She drinks RAINBOWS?!" Everyone in the class except Sollux and a couple of your friends shushed you. The Gemini was in the middle of face-palming himself, "(Y/n) thee doethent actually drink rainbowths." He stated with his natural lispy voice. "Then why-", "It'th juth an expression." He sighed with a small grin on his face. "But why call her a rainbow drinker than?" You asked waiting for an answer. "Well, you thee, thee kinda drinkth troll blood."

You covered your mouth in awe. As your mind pieced together the information the conclusion you came to was, VAMPIRE. "So she's a vampire, that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight?" Sollux furrowed his brows, "One, ew and two, thee doethent thparkle, thee glowth." He corrected you with a hint of warning, "And if you ever thay that around her, bad thingth will happen." He warned with an arched brow for effect.

When class was over you looked over your shoulder from time to time to make sure the Vampire wasn't out to get you. Obviously you were pretty spooked by the information that you acquired from Sollux. When you turned the corner you bumped into someone who was taller than you by the feel of it, "Oh My Apologies For Not Looking Where I Going." Said the voice in a polite tone. "That's alright." As you looked up, you were horrified. It was her, the spawn of satan. She had the
Fangs and hell, even her hair looked like a vampire cape. You placed your fingers to make a cross and stated, "BE GONE SPAWN OF SATAN!" You chanted remembering all the vampire movies you used to watch.

When you slowly opened your eyes from being shut tight she was still there and she looked confused, "I-I'm Sorry?" She asked. You took a couple of steps back, "You're a Vampire right and you're gone suck the life out of me?" You asked half afraid, "Heavens No." She answered with shock, "You're A Sweet Girl And I Wouldn't Even Fathom Harming You." You sighed in relief, " Oh, I'm sorry then." You said sheepishly, "Anyway, my names (Y/n), and you are?" She grinned and replied, "I'm Kanaya Maryam." You shook hands and aquatinted yourselves. You were so gonna kill Sollux for this one.