Hey! I have seen a couple of author's doing this Incorrect Quotes thing so I thought, why not do it? This chapter is totally not here because I am too lazy to write nor that I have my writer's blog. Nope.
Try guessing my moon and ascendant sign- Though I think I mentioned my ascendant here-
Also, what's your zodiac?
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Aries- peacefully sleeping
Sagittarius, on his ceiling- screeches in a cockroach-like voice
Aries- ARgHgrGHbrAHSEDCXSFHACDAXAAA
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Gemini- nEvEr gOnNa gIvE yOu uP~
Aquarius- nEvEr gOnNa lEt yOu dOwN~
Gemini and Aquarius- nEvEr gOnNa rUn aRoUnd AnD dEsErT yOuuUu!~
Libra- facepalming intensely
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Capricorn- kicks the door of Taurus's house open and drags Taurus inside
Capricorn- TAURUS'S SIS WHOSE NAME I TOTALLY REMEMBER, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH TAURUS, HE YELLED AT ME!!
Taylor- running towards Capricorn, HE DID?! MY BABY'S GROWING UP!
Virgo- sitting on the couch watching this unfold
Taurus from behind Capri and his sis- help me...
Virgo- N.O.
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Pisces- bickering about how his dad is the worst
Cancer- listening to him bickering
Scorpio- bursts through the door
Scorpio- Did someone say ✨dAdDy iSsUeS✨
Pisces-....
Cancer-.....
Scorpio-....
Pisces- HECK YES GURL-
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Sagittarius- Leo, we've been at this for hours now. My. Dress. Is. Fine.
Leo- shut up shut up shut up, this needs to be ✨PERFECT✨
Sagittarius- HELP ME YOU MISTAKE OF A BROTHER
Aries- This is what you get for scaring the sh*t Outta me
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Capricorn- c'mon! You know you care about me
Virgo- I couldn't care less
Someone, in a distance- trash-talking about how Capricorn should be banned from being the princess
Virgo- IF YOU DON'T SHUT YO MOUTH, IMMA SHUT IT FOR YOU
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The three Air signs in a sleepover
Gemini- bringing snacks
Aquarius- reciting a spooky story
Libra- Glued to her blanket cause she hella scared
Gemini- HEY BITCHES-
Libra- *screeches in an inhumane voice*
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Pisces- Please!
Scorpio- no
Pisces- Please!
Scorpio- No
Pisces- PLEASEEEEEE
Scorpio- NO
Cancer- Wha...?
Scorpio- he wants me to teach him how to defend oneself without a sword, but there is no way that I am tutoring a totally dumb*ss who has daddy issues and mommy issues.
Cancer- PFFTTTT
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The Fire Queen- Sagittarius, Leo, How the heck did my son break his back?
Sagittarius- Well , uh- you see mom- I-
Leo- My Queen, Prince Aries somehow managed to climb onto the ceiling of the Dresser's Room and fell down rather harshly.
The Fire Queen- Why would he do that?
Sagittarius- That unoriginal disgrace of a brother Tried to copy me, cause I like to climb onto his ceiling to surprise him. Keyword- TRIED
The Fire Queen- Death seems pretty right now-
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