"Do you believe in God?"
"I'm your God now."
A thousand year old curse wakes up from its slumber to enjoy the eccentricity of a new era. An era filled with arrogant sorcerers, weird kids and a Kakashi cosplayer.
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"Why are we in Harajaku anyway?" Asked Megumi in his usual, petulant tone while you looked around. Man, has civilisation evolved. It's insane, they use so many weird things.
"Well, she asked to meet us here." Answered Gojo smiling playfully, head turning to look around (which must have seemed funny to others considering he was blindfolded).
I wonder what abilities she has, that applies to Gojo and Megumi too. The more the better. I haven't stolen one in quite a while. Well, stolen isn't quite the right word, more like copy. "Popcorn! I want some!" Exclaimed Yuji before running over to buy some.
"Idiot." Muttered Megumi. You fought to keep a smile off your face. They were both, strangely wholesome.
"Gojo, buy me some? I haven't eaten in literal years." You ordered half heartedly not actually expecting him to. Technically, you don't even really need to eat.
"Sure, buy anything you want. I'm rich" He said clearly amused, before handing you a rectangle. Why the fuck did he give me a piece of plastic? You looked at it baffled and glared at Gojo while he laughed at you.
"Why don't I help you out while the kids socialise." He teased before dragging you to a store. By the time he explained more about this new era and bought you tons of food, like so much, (how much does this guy get payed) the kids were finished introducing themselves.
It was awfully domestic and sweet in your opinion. "Where are we going?" Asked Megumi.
"Hah, we finally have all four of you together, and three of you are newbies to Tokyo. Let's do it, a tour of Tokyo." He grinned, slightly glancing at me.
"What four? Did mommy never teach you how to count? I'm not a student and you're not my teacher." You groaned, complaining.
"Well you're wearing the school uniform. Anyhow, I shall now announce our destination, Ro - ppon- gi" He stated rather enthusiastically.
"Fuck you, Sensei." You said, kissing your teeth in utter annoyance.
"No thank you!" He grinned. Long story short, you smacked him upside the head which was hard cause he's tall as shit. Which earned you a surprised look from Megumi.
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"Yup, there's definitely a curse." Said Megumi while looking around and at the building in front of them. Gojo smiled playfully, ignoring Nobara and Yuji's cries of dismay.
"I wanna know what you guys are capable of. Think of it as a field test." Gojo said while you sat down on the pavement, hand supporting your head.
"Nobara. Yuji. The two of you go in that building and expel any curses. Megumi and y/n stay here. Oh, one more thing... don't let Sukuna out, Got it? If you use that, you'd wipe out any curses in an instant. But...
the same thing would happen to any humans in the vicinity." Explained Gojo while I narrowed my eyes. Why am I staying outside?
Does he not want me to copy their abilities? You turned to glare at Gojo. "Aww, are you pouting? Cute." He said poking fun at you like a schoolgirl with a crush.
"I don't pout." You said petulantly, flipping him off then moving to sit next to Megumi.
"Don't you though?" He asked rhetorically, pleased with the reaction he got out of you. Really looking like the cat that got the canary. For the second time that day you smacked him upside the head.
"Is that curse flying?" You asked, holding back a laugh at the slightly morbid ridiculousness of the situation.
"Shut up. I'm gonna go exorcise it." Claimed Megumi before he was stopped by Gojo raising an arm. "Hold on." Right after Gojo said that, the curse started screaming. You whistled appreciatively.
"Good. She's crazy. Anyway, food? It's on me." He said happily. Cries of "Steak!" and "Sushi!" could be heard all the way to the restaurant.
