My name is Emily Smith uwu, I'm 2.1 inches tall. And my jake zaddy alpha crush is 393939299192939505001717273838 feet tall.
Today I just woke up. My gorgeous blue ocean orbs red and goopy from crying last night.
Why was I crying?
Because my mom died in a car crash before I was born..
My dad, brother, sister, dog, cat, cousin, aunt, uncle, grandma, grandpa, goldfish, frog, fox, lion, all died in a plane crash when heading to Africa
... My boyfriend died when I was 2 years old..
And when I was one second old, I fell off of mount Everest, tumbled down a cabin, fell on a McDonalds, and in a deep fryer, which caused me to be blind in my ears, have an iron deficiency, blood pressure deficiency, anorexia, obesity, hottness, and gorgeous blue eyes.
I walk into the kitchen to make myself a vegan breakfast, but I start crying cause I remembered that I killed my pet dinosaur with a piece of toast....
I then cried more and more uwuily while getting ready for school..
