Caution! Language ahead!
Sonic VS Shadow
Sonic:
How's it going, fake? You're fifty years late! I'm the hedgehog of the century, you're a disgrace! They locked you in a tube so no one else could see just what an epic fail you turned out to be!
Shadow:
You think that I'm the fake? I'm pretty sure you were a mistake! With all the running that you do, you could at least loose some weight! For the fastest thing alive, man you're pretty slow! People begged for me in your tv show!
Sonic:
Take off your rings, I think they're holding you back! You can't expect to win with raps like that! I gotta go fast, there's no reason for this to last! No point in wasting time if you can't even rhyme!
Shadow:
Take a step back, Sonic, learn your place. Project Shadow was so dangerous, they had to make me out in space! If you think that you're the best, go ahead and think again! I don't need to be Robotnik to know your raps are in vain! I'm the Ultimate Life Form! What are you, fast? You better back off before I Chaos Spear your a**!
Sonic:
I doubt you remember how, you've lost your memory how many times now? If I was gonna kill you, I know just what I'd do! I'd drag your emo a** up your ego and drop you down to your IQ! Project Shadow was a bust! There's no one you can trust! You've only ever had one friend, and she got shot in the head! If you're so strong, why didn't you save Maria? That's just wrong! I could've saved the whole ship in the blink of an eye! I'm rocking Super form, all the emeralds are mine!
Shadow:
Sure your feet move fast, but how fast are your fists? You must have hit your head hard if you think you can beat this! I'm surprised you've lasted this long without any of your little friends! You can hardly do anything without one of them! I don't need any help to beat your face in, I'm gonna Spin Dash you into the nearest trash bin! I don't have to go Super to be better than you! Every form you have, I have to! I make bad look good, so you best be steppin'! Your feet move fast, but where are you headed? The only thing you'll ever be is last! Take your defeat with a side of CHAOS BLAST!
*everything explodes*
Who won? Post your answer in the comment section!
P.S.- You like that picture at the top? I drew it myself! :) Which is probably why it sucks... :(
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