Mobius Madness

Car Shopping

Could you imagine Sonic and Tails going out to buy a car...

Salesperson- And over here we have a...

Tails- Whoa! Look at that engine! (Goes off about all the different parts of a car, leaving Salesperson confused)

Salesperson- Uh...yeah, sure.

Sonic- Yeah, that's great and all, but does it come in blue?

Salesperson- I'm sure you could order it blue if you really wanted to, but...

Tails- Would insurance cover missiles and lasers and giant robot attacks?

Salesperson- I...what? Um, you'd have to take that up with the insurance company. I don't...

Sonic- What's the top seed on this thing?

Salesperson- Our fastest car can travel up to 300 miles per hour...

Sonic- Well that won't do. Come on Tails, we'll go someplace else.

Salesperson- No wait! How fast of a car do you need?

Sonic- Oh, I don't know. 800 mph at least? What do you think, Tails?

Tails- Yeah, 900? 1000? Around there.

Sonic- Preferably faster.

Salesperson- o_o

Tails- Uh, sir?

Salesperson- You boys are going to have to look someplace else. I wasn't even supposed to let you in here.

Sonic- Why not?

Salesperson- Son, all you've got on is a pair of shoes and some gloves.

Sonic- I'm a hedgehog! They don't exactly make clothes my size!

Salesperson- And they don't make cars your speed! Not any that I can sell you at least.

Tails- That's a shame. I really loved those (goes off into an engineering monologue)

Salesperson- Please...get him out of here...my brain...

Sonic- Come on, Tails. Cars are overrated anyways.

Tails- Alright fine. I guess I'll just have to make one myself.

Salesperson- o_o I really should have taken early retirement....

I didn't do a very good job of portraying that, but it would be kinda funny to see Tails and Sonic agree on a car!!! Lol!