[Steve and Stark are chopping wood outside Barton's house]
Tony Stark: Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Steve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. I was kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
[He looks over to where Clint, Emerald and Alex are working.]
"That's nice, what were you guys doing?" Ginny asked.
"Fixing the sun room" said Alex.
Tony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him. They had a fairly good excuse, a kid and enemies everywhere.
Natasha and Clint nodded in sync with Tony.
Steve Rogers: "Earth's Mightiest Heroes." Pulled us apart like fairy floss.
(Fairy floss is Candy floss in Australia)
Tony Stark: Seems like you walked away all right.
Steve Rogers: Is that a problem?
Tony Stark: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
"Steve no offence to you but he doesn't have a dark side" said Natasha.
Steve Rogers: Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Tony Stark: You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well I guess you'd know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research.
"Why are those two always paired together?" asked Alex, confusing people
"well their egos rub off each other and it's bad" she said.
People understood what she meant and nodded in agreement.
Steve and Tony were offended.
Steve Rogers: That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "why" we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home? That's why Clint, Emerald and Natasha fight.
"Yes it is" they said.
Steve Rogers: Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Natasha Romanoff: [Natasha interrupts them] Tony, can you go try and fix our tractor, it doesn't seem to want to start at all. And if you don't I'll probably try to kill you.
Tony snorted at that, cause it was true Natasha would try to kill him.
Emerald snorted as well.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick. [to Steve as he turns to leave; referring to his pile of chopped wood] Don't take from my pile.
"He doesn't need too" said Rhodey.
"Oh shush" said Tony.
[Stark enters the barn and walks over to the tractor]
Tony Stark: Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?
"Are you talking to a tractor?" Natasha and Alex asked.
Tony just stayed silent.
[Fury shows up from the other end of the barn]
Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
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The Harbinger of Chaos | HP x MCU
FanficEmerald Potter has a had a pretty rough childhood from defeating Voldemort and Harry being named the child who lived by Dumbledore, to being sold to the Red Room and experimented on all while being forced to go back to the Potter's only to be locked...
