Zootopia | Taekook 💜

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[Jungkook and Taehyung enter a room resembling one from the 70s. They walk up to a yak named Yax meditating behind his desk in his animal form.]

Yax: Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...
Jungkook: Ahem. Hi. Uh, hello.
Yax: [loudly, over Jungkook trying to get his attention] Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...
Jungkook: Hello? Hello? Hello!
[Yax comes out of his meditation, shaking his head. He removes his hair from his eyes, looks down, and sees Jungkook]

Yax: Hmm?
Jungkook: Hello! My name is...
Yax: Ohhh, y'know, I'm gonna hit the pause button right there, 'cause we're all good on bunny scout cookies.

Jungkook: Uh... no. I'm Officer Jeon, ZPD. I'm looking for a missing mammal; Emmitt Otterton, right here, who may have frequented this establishment?
[takes out the Otterton picture and shows it to Yax. He looks at it, inhales, and sneezes]
Yax: Yeah, old Emmitt!
[chuckles, handing the picture back to Jungkook.]
Haven't seen him in a couple of weeks. [he wags his tail] But hey, you should talk to his yoga instructor. I'd be happy to take you back.
[walks up to some doors as Jungkook and Taehyung follow]

Jungkook: Oh thank you so much, I'd appreciate that more than you can imagine, it'd be such an -
[Jungkook sees Yax's rear end, showing that he's completely naked; he covers his eyes]
OHHHH, you are naked!
Yax: Huh? [he sways his hips]
Oh, for sure, we're a naturalist club! [chuckles]
Taehyung: Yeah, in Zootopia, anyone can be anything. And these guys? They be naked.
[Jungkook seems to think about it, Yax opens the doors.]
Yax: Nangi's just on the other side of the pleasure pool.

[Jungkook's eyes widen and his jaw drops in horror at the sight of naked animals lying around a pool in their animal form. Among them are an elephant who trumpets while spraying some water in the air, an antelope who is relaxing, a bear who has his/her rear end in the air, a zebra splashing some water on his/her face, a moose floating in an inner tube, and a panther laying in the water. Jungkook covers his mouth and Taehyung seems to be enjoying Jungkook's horrified reaction with a smirk. They see hippos playing ball in the pool, bears scratching their backs against the trees, similar to Baloo from The Jungle Book, and pigs wallowing in the mud. One is massaging another's back.]

Taehyung: Oh, boy. Does this make you uncomfortable? Because if so, there's no shame in calling it quits Bunny.
Jungkook: [snaps out of it and enters the club] Yes, there is.
Taehyung: [sarcastically; follows him] Boy, that's the spirit.

[Some hippos are playing volleyball with giraffes. They serve and the giraffe hits it, hitting the ground, to the surprise of both hippos. As Jungkook and Taehyung follow Yax, he seems uncomfortable at the sight of nudity. He sees a panther licking his leg. The panther looks up at him Jungkook looks away to avoid getting caught staring.]

Yax: Yeah, some mammals say the naturalist life is weird, but you know what I say is weird? Clothes on animals!
[Yax leads Jungkook and Taehyung to an elephant leading a yoga class with a zebra, a giraffe, and an armadillo. Jungkook winces and groans.]
Here we go. As you can see, Nangi's an elephant, so she'll totally remember everything. Hey, Nangi! These dudes have some questions about Emmitt the Otter.
Nangi: Who?

Yax: Uh, Emmitt Otterton. Been coming to your yoga class for, like, six years. [Jungkook shows the picture while trying to avoid looking at her nudity.]
Nangi: I have no memory of this beaver.
Jungkook: Uh, he's an otter, actually.
Yax: He was here a couple of Wednesdays ago, remember?
Nangi: [bending over, looking through her legs] Nope.

Yax: Yeah, he was wearing a green cable-knit sweater vest and a new pair of corduroy slacks.
[Jungkook starts taking notes]
Oh, and a Paisley tie, sweet Windsor knot. Real tight. Remember that, Nangi?

Nangi: [standing on one foot] No.
Yax: Yeah, and we both walked him out, and he got into this big old white car with a silver trim. Needed a tune-up, the third cylinder wasn't firing. Remember that, Nangi?
Nangi: [with her body curled into the shape of a backwards C] Nope.
Jungkook: Um, uh, you didn't happen to catch the licence plate number... Did you?

Yax: Oh, for sure. It was 2-9-T-H-D-0-3.
[Taehyung seems amazed at Nangi's flexibility and looks at Jungkook's notes, and briefly nods]
Jungkook: [writing it down] ...0-3. Wow, this is a lot of great info, thank you.
Yax: Told you Nangi has a mind like a steel trap. Ah, I wish I had a memory like an elephant

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To be continued.....💜