Zootopia | Taekook 💜

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[They pull them off and they drive off in a limo. Jungkook and Taehyung are between both polar bears in stunned, wide-eyed silence. Music faintly plays on the radio. Raymond is looking through pictures on his phone. He looks at one, a selfie showing both of them smiling at the camera while holding a wolf in a headlock, and chuckles. Jungkook looks away from the pictures.]

Jungkook: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.
[The limo drives up to a house and a polar bear closes the driveway. The polar bears take Jungkook and Tae to a room and no one seems to be there. They pushed them forward. Another polar bear enters the room.]

Jungkook: [whispers] Is that Mr. Big?
Taehyung: [whispers] No.
[Another polar bear enters the room]
Jungkook: What about him? Is that him?
Taehyung: No!
[A third polar bear, Koslov, larger than the others, enters the room and walks to the desk]
Jungkook: [gasps at the sight of him] That's gotta be him.
Taehyung: [whispering through gritted teeth] Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking!

[The polar bear moves away revealing Mr.Big, a small shrew hybrid. It moved toward the chair and sat on it]
Jungkook: [tilts her head slightly] Huh.

Taehyung: Mr. Big, sir, this is a simple misunder-
[Mr. Big grunts and holds out his hand, showing a ring on his finger]
Oh, here! [Tae kisses the ring] Ahh. This is a simple misunderstanding.

Mr. Big: [grunts; speaking in Godfather style voice] You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married.
Taehyung: Well, actually, we were brought here against our will, so... [laughs nervously; Mr. Big raises an eyebrow slightly] The point is, I-I did not know that it was your car, and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding!

Mr. Big: Hmm.you know you are not allowed to be on my property yet here you are, snooping around with this... [looks at Jungkook] What are you, a performer? What's with the costume?
Jungkook: Sir, I am a co-

Taehyung: [interrupts] Mime! He is a mime! This
[pushes Jungkook's shoulder roughly, glaring and pointing at him]
mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime!

Jungkook: No, I am a cop.
[Tae sighs and facepalms; Jungkook shows the Otterton picture]
And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car! [gets his face close to Mr. Big]
So intimidate me all you want, I'm gonna find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do.
[Tae looks at him, shocked and facepalms again]

Mr. Big: [grunts]
Then I have only one request:
[he briefly smiles]
say hello to Grandmama. Ice 'em!
Taehyung: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Jungkook steps away from the desk in fear and confusion, just as one of the polar bear guards picks him up by the back of his shirt]
I-I-I-I-I-I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing!
[The other one grabs Tae's scruff and pulls him away, he digs his claws in the desk, leaving claw marks.]
Mr. Big: And you never will.
Taehyung: Please!

Jungkook: Put me down!
[the polar bears move a carpet and open a trap door, revealing an icy pit.]
Taehyung: No, no, no, no, no! [Fru Fru enters the room, wearing a wedding dress.]

Fru Fru: Oh, Daddy!
[she twirls, holding his hand]
It's time for our dance!
[she sees the polar bears holding Jungkook and Tae above the icy pit and gets upset]
Ugh! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!

Mr. Big: I have to, baby, daddy has to. Ice 'em!
Taehyung: No, no, no!
Fru Fru: Wait. Wait!
[the polar bears stop again]
He's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut!

Mr. Big: This bunny?
Fru Fru: Yeah! [waves to Jungkook] Hi!
Jungkook: Hi. I love your dress!
Fru Fru: [curtsies] Aw... Thank you!

Mr. Big: Hm. Put 'em down.
[the polar bears close the trap door and put Jungkook and Tae down; to Jungkook]
You have done me a great service. I will help you find the otter. I will take your kindness and pay it forward.
[Jungkook leans forward and Mr. Big kisses him on both cheeks. Tae looks at them, dumbfounded, as his jaw drops a little]

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To be continued......