Zootopia | Taekook 💜

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[The scene changes to the Tundratown Limo Service. Jungkook tugs on the lock on the gate.

Jungkook: Closed! Great.
Taehyung: Hm. And I will betcha you don't have a warrant to get in, hmm? Darn it. It's a bummer.
Jungkook: You wasted the day on purpose!
Taehyung: excuse me?, [points to his police sticker] I have a fake badge. I would never impede your pretend investigation.
Jungkook: It's not a "pretend investigation".
[takes out the Otterton picture] Look, see? See him? This otter is missing.

Taehyung: Well, then they should've gotten a real cop to find him.
Jungkook: [really upset, puts the picture away] What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

Taehyung: It does, 100%. [grins] Now, since you have no warrant, I guess we're... done?
Jungkook: [sighs] Fine. We are done. [holds out his pen]
Here's your pen.
[grinning,Tae extends his arm to grab the pen, until Jungkook throws it over the other side of the fence]

Taehyung: Hey! [the pen lands in the snow]
First off, you throw like a bunny. Second, you're a very sore loser.
[starts climbing the fence]
See you later, Officer Fluff! So sad this is over. I wish I could've helped more! [Taehyung jumps down, but is shocked to find Jungkook before him, holding the pen]

Jungkook: The thing is, [he realises Jungkook dug underneath the fence]
you don't need a warrant if you have probable cause, and I'm pretty sure I saw a shifty lowlife climbing the fence. So you're helping plenty! Come on! [heads off, smiling cheekily, with Tae glaring at him. Jungkook uses his phone light and wipes the snow off the licence plate]
2-9-T-H-D-0-3... This is it!

[Taehyung opens the passenger door and Jungkook opens the driver's door. Cold mist comes out from the car. Jungkook looks around the pedal and the brake and sees a strand of white hair. He picks it up with a pair of tweezers.]
Polar bear fur.
[Tae nods, rolling his eyes. He exhales, as shown by his visible breath. He then opens the glove compartment and suddenly jumps back in alarm.]

Taehyung: Oh my God!
Jungkook: What? What?! [Tae takes out a bunch of CDs. One of them has a picture of a smiling vole on it.]
Taehyung: The Velvety Pipes of Jerry Vole!
[grins, Jungkook looks at him annoyed, puts the polar bear fur in a plastic bag] But on CD. Who still uses CDs?
[tosses the CDs back]
[Tae opens the door revealing the back. He gets spooked and his ears pull back.]

Taehyung: Carrots? If your otter was here, he had a very bad day.
[Jungkook goes to take a look. The back is ripped and claw marks are shown everywhere.]
Jungkook: Those are... claw marks. You ever seen anything like this?
Taehyung: No. [Jungkook looks around and sees a wallet]

Jungkook: Oh, wait. Look!
[Jungkook and Tae hop down. Jungkook looks at the wallet, seeing Mr. Otterton's picture]
This is him. Emmitt Otterton. He was definitely here. What do you think happened?
[Tae looks around and sees a cup. He picks it up and sees a fancy B imprinted on it]

Taehyung: Well, now, wait a minute. Polar bear fur, rat-pack music, fancy cup? [Tae shows signs of fear, and starts putting the cup back and organising the cups frantically]
I know whose car this is, we gotta go!
Jungkook: Why? Whose car is it?

Taehyung: The most feared Mafia boss in Tundratown. They call him Mr. Big,we gotta go!
Jungkook: I'm not leaving. This is a crime scene.

Taehyung: [grabs Jungkook and starts to head out]
Well, it's gonna be an even bigger crime scene if Mr. Big finds us here, so we're leaving, right now!
[Tae l opens the door where two polar bears are waiting outside. Tae recoils and jumps back, startled]
Oh, gah!
[The two polar bears grab Jungkook and Tae by their necks]

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To be  continued.....