Destiny's Choice (V1)

Chapter 16: Comeback of the "✨Uppermoon Household Daily Chaos✨"

On a peaceful day...

Kai: OH SHI- BABE HELP

Gyu: WDYM HELP?! IM BEING CHASED AS WELL

Y/n: HOW IS HE SO FAST WHEN THIS IS HIS SLOWEST RUNNING SPEED?!

Rukime: Uuuhhhh do I prepare the first aid kit?

Rui: Aren't we demons?

Rukime: Its for making the regeneration process 15x faster because the ranks between them is...Well- you get it right?

Rui: Im currently 14 tears old [ Err- just play along with their ages ok? I know all of them are old asf so dont come at me] yet I still dont get how are they so troublesome. They only got responsible when our lives are in danger and when the war happened!

Riyuka: Honestly I wish I know that Rui. Oh how I wish you can see and hear me !

Muzan: Just let them be

Kaza: How did they even get in trouble with Koku?

Douma: Err- I kinda saw them try to blow Muzan-sama's office while Koku and Muzan-sama are inside aaannnndd Alexis, Moon and Moon's kittens almost got hurt in the process well- Alexis got a large wound in her left arm and Moon got a wound in her ears while the kittens almost scratched Alexis because they clinged onto her because well- they're holding on for dear life.

Rui,Rukime,Akaza and Nakime: ... Wtf?

Alexis: Its ok- pwease dwont kill onii-san

Rukime: Im still surprised you can talk in full sentences and is almost fluent.

Muzan: Dont worry,dad won't kill your siblings

Alexis: Okie!

Rui: And she believed it

Kaza: Shut up

Yoriichi: Sometimes I wonder how tf is this household so fckin chaotic when my brother is the most serious mf  I know and Muzan is the most cold b*tch I have ever met and never imagined him as chaotic. And they're the ones who manage this whole dang household.

Riyuka: Two things. Love and Parenting. They softened because of their love for each other and us aka their little demons. And parenting does a lotta crazy things to someone. About Douma,Akaza and nii-san's boyfriend and his sister? Idrk they've been that chaotic even before all of my siblings existed. Though I wonder what they're like before.

Kotoha: Oh! Want me to answer that?

Yurikanai: HOLY SHIT WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!

Kotoha: Im wondering where you came from as well? You're the Goddess of Destiny and Queen of Hell right?

Yurikanai: Im just always chilling in lil big sis Alexis Riyuka over here and pops up at random times and yes thats me. What about you?

Kotoha: Ah,I just came to check on how's my ex- husband been doing. Also,I meant Douma-san.

Riyuka: W U T?

Yoriichi: Well shit,I thought that walking pride flag was a simp for basketball since the very start but guess not.

Riyuka: Wait,you look like the boyfriend of that  Kamado boy who killed me. Are you his mom? Also, does that mean  Douma almost got killed by his own son?

Kotoha: Yes,but Douma is only his stepfather but I guess you can say that...Oh Im so disappointed of those two.

Yoriichi: Well dang,if Alexis 2.0 over there wasn't a snitch you would've been exposed right now since we found out she can make souls kind of "see-able".