If there was one person within the hunting dogs who was as petty as Teruko it was you. You were on a whole new level of pettiness and it was great wonders to everyone how Jouno put up with you as your boyfriend.
Today happened to be the first day of your period so you were generally in a bad mood to begin with. Therefore everyone knew not to piss you off...well almost everyone.
The government had hired new private secretaries for each of you. and Yours happened to be the dumb 18 year old guy whos existence just pissed you off.
You were chilling in Jouno's office when you let out an irritated sigh.
"What is it this time? Is it your cramps?" Jouno asked
"Do these stupid secretaries have to stay here!?" You asked
"Yes y/n, they do" Jouno says
Jouno had already had his secretary "trained" His feared him and you for that matter. The poor girl trembled just going near you in a 50 mile radious.
"Its stupid. I was perfectly fine with it just being us helping each other out. And why do you have to have a girl. Like Im the only girl who can be at your side"
"Y/n, may I remind you that you are a 27 year old woman, Not a 13 year old high schooler. This tantrum of yours is unnecessary" Jouno stated
"Tantrum?"
"yes you are throwing a tantrum" he says.
"You call this a tantrum. You wanna see a tantrum then I'll show you a damn tantrum Saigiku!"
You stood up and stormed out the room while yelling and banging on. You were pushing things over and throwing the biggest tantrum known to man.
Why?
Because you were the pettiest woman in the universe. And if Jouno wanted to say you were having a tantrum then you were gonna give him a tantrum worth the title.
"The hell are you doing!?" Jouno yelled
"THROWING A DAMN TANTRUM!" You screamed
"Stop it! Y/n This is ridiculous!" He yelled over your screams.
The other members all came out of their office confused on what the noise was.
"Y/n Stop It! You have proven your point!"
Jouno tried to grab you to hold you still but you just dropped your body limp causing him to drop down as you then started to kick and scream on
"Will sombodys come and help me here!" Jouno yelled
"Sorry man you're on your own with this one" Tachihara says
"Yeah im not sacrificing my balls for to calm her down" Tetccho says
The two men went back inside as Jouno ended up pinning you down and kneeling on your back in the middle of the HQ corridor.
"Are you done!" he asked
"NO!"
You still tried to kick and scream and Jouno had no other choice. He applied pressure placed on both your carotid arteries for 10 seconds which then knocked you unconscious.
Jouno felt some relief as he carried you back into his office and told your two secretaries to leave.
You were knocked out for about 30 minutes before you pulled through. In that time Jouno was able to relax a bit and have a cup of tea
You sat up and looked around to find you back in Jounos office.
"What happened..."
"You threw the biggest tantrum known to man. Thats what." Jouno says
"Oh yeah..."
Jouno walked over to you and sighed
"As your boyfriend I love you unconditionally. But as you partner in business you drive me insane to the point where ill go bald by 30." He says
"Awh I love you too Giku!" You smiled hugging him.
"Ever throw a tantrum like that again though and I will lock you out the house for a week. That is a Hard.promise."
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Bungou Stray Dogs One Shots
FanficOne shots of BSD characters (Taking requests) (Book contains smutt) Character credits: Sango Harukawa Writer of BSD: Kafka Asagiri I do not own any of the BSD characters.
