Pandora's Box

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It!s just ded party planner, again. I'm sorry pan, it's time for death man. JK IT'S EVIL PANDORA SND HENRY DIES.

I've been searching for this legendary Box, hidden by the vengeful goddess, Pandora, "apparently" people died because of her, but her magenta hair with overly massive pigtails makes her seem like the goddess of childhood.

After what seemed like years of searching in this cave, IVE (one of my favourite K-pop bands) finally found the box!

It was a dark bluish box with a dark blue marble spiked kinda outline. It looked amazing, if I'll open this box I can finally afford therapy for me and my friends,

(Do I need to talk about HOW MUCH THEY NEED FUCKIN THERAPY?)

As soon as I was about to touch the box,

A voice boomed, not a regular voice, a powerful voice.

"WHO DARES TO TOUCH MY BOX?" The loud ass voice megaphoned. "Uh the guy who wants to touch your box is Uh Henry?" I said.

"Oh hi! My name's Pandora I'm like the Goddess of idk stuff? Parties? I love them! Are you here to give me my coffee and donuts! Hope you didn't screw up my coffee order i specifically asked for Venti cup of Double Ristretto with Iced Vanilla Double Shot and Organic Chocolate Brownie Decaf coffee; Nonfat half-breve double blended upside-down with whipped cream and foam, extra hot Gingerbread Frappuccino, a Nutrasweet and a Sweet N'Low, finally touched with some ice. And THEY ALWAYS spell my name Bandora or
Landora, like IT'S PANDORA!" She yelled.

"Jesus that is one long coffee order, and no I am not delivering your coffee and donuts. I'm here for the box apparently it give u like a ton of money and I need to pay rent, and therapy." I added.

"Ok open the box" She said. It couldn't be that easy, the first person who came here could've been rich, this was too good to be true. But maybe she feels bad for me?

I slowly opened the box, and my insides started boiling hot, Out of the box poured disease and poverty. Out came misery, out came death, out came sadness - all shaped like tiny buzzing moths. The creatures stung me over and over again, i tired slamming the box shut, but I couldn't.

"HAHAHA! Funniest death ever!" Pandora was wheezing like a tea kettle. "help me" my voice was barely a whisper,

"Whaddya say midget? LALALALALA DIDN' HEAR YA!" Pandora started cackling like crazy, I slowly started to drift away from life, black spots danced around in my eyes. My body started withering away, like I was burning,

I should've just gotten a job.

Hope u liked that! Mason's next baby! Then Hunter and then Derrick and finally Isla. Ian idk. Maybe Savanna might die? Who knows LOL.

Also the coffee order actually went from about 146 words to 231 words, I just guessed the numbers but I took up a paragraph!

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