Barnaby: Well now isn't this interesting? Hoohoo!! You came to the right ghost who knows a lot! Why there's so many ways to die I don't know where to begin! Let's see...
Barnaby pulls out a very comedically long list and puts on reading glasses.
Barnaby: Well you can get stabbed to death, strangled, crushed, fall off the cliff, fall into a volcano, fall into a pool of acid, get electrocuted, get eaten by any vicious creature, get hanged, get decapitated, get your limbs ripped to pieces, get your head smashed into bits, get your bones crushed into millions of pieces, get shot by an arrow, get shot by a gun, die out of a heart attack, die out of natural causes, die of old age, get burned into a hot boiling brew, get frostbite and die from the cold, die from sickness, get smothered by a pillow, get smothered by anything, gluten overdose, medicine overdose, drinking poison, eating poison, and the list goes on! Hoohoo!!
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