Dream Girl Y. Jjba x fem. reader

Living it up in hell 😎💯💯

Hot take: Dio personality wise is not that hot. And Dio simps are very Delusional

Y/n pov

What in the ever loving McDonald's burger King secert gay relationship is going on!? WHY ARE THE PILLARMEN HERE?!

Wammu is in front of me and the rest of the pillarmen are behind him.

" WHAT ARE  YOU GUYS  DOING HERE!?"          ( IM WRITING WITH MUSIC PLAYING RN AND JOIN US FOR A BITE JUST STARTED PLAYING 💀💀)

I quickly turn around and start  running for my LIFE.

Oh shut oh shit oh-

Right as I'm about to reach my front door I hear the most heart shattering thing

( OMG STARDUST CRUSADERS JUST STARTED PLAYING)

" THE WORLD, TIME STOP!"

FU-

*Tik*

*Tok*

* Tik*

* Tok"

After I blink I see The World and Dio in front of me.

" Welp shit"

The World picks me up bridal style and  follows behind Dio as he walks to my couch.

The World plops me on my couch and pats my head.

" Thank you I guess?"

" My Wife!"

I turn my head and look behind me.

Wammu and the rest of the Pillarmen are standing behind the couch.

" I deeply apologize for scaring you!"

He kneels down on my floor

" Please forgive me!"

" Uhhhhh- your forgiven my homie!"

After I said that I hear different types of footsteps go down my stairs.

" Lord Dio is everything okay?"

Pucci fast walks to Dio sitting next to me.

" Yes, everything is fine"

" NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE!"

" She's just being dramatic"

Pucci turns his head torwards me and smiles.

" I'm glad your here with me Y/n."

Made in heaven, C-moon, And White Snake appear and lay on me. Made In Heaven sits on my lap. C-moon and White Snake put their heads on my shoulders.

Wait a diddly dang minute.
PUCCI HAS ALL HIS STANDS. OHHHHH CHESSE AND FRIES. HE CAN RESET MY FUCKING REALITY. WHAT DO I DO?

( the real question is: What can you do?)

SOMEONE,ANYONE HELP MEEEEEEEEE- THIS IS PURE HELLLLLLL.

Diavolo and Valentine come down stairs to see me I see a faint smile on Valentine's face when he spots me. When diavolo made it down he just tsk'ed at me. ( little tsundere yandere bitch)

I faint from the shock of having all these zesty hoes on my non-existening dick.

But before I faint I see all of the villans stands surround my face trying to make me pay attention to them before I get some actual peace. But since I'm not a monster I try my best to reach out to them.