Dream Girl Y. Jjba x fem. reader

fruit ninja!?

Y/n gets up from the grass

' another dream another handful of love obsessed freaks' Y/n thinks

' I should probably be in jojolion right now so I'm in japan during 2011, Damm I'm fucking clueless right now I'm too patriotic for this shit'

Y/n just starts randomly walking around japan, She sees alot if cool things though like uhhhh cafes,cute dogs, werid ass looking baby's

Y/n walks into a random shop she looks around and sees fruit everywhere it even smells fruity

' Hmmm, it smells like every fricking jojo character in here...'

Y/n goes to an area of the shop where she sees a bunch of strawberries

Y/n's mouth goes into a 'o' shape as she looks at them her hand slowly goes towards she finds them delicious but she doesn't wanna go to jail for stealing so she stops herself.

" Of course someone like you would try steal those" someone whispers in her ear

Y/n whips her head around and sees Rai Mamezuku

" WhAt ThE FuCk- you scared me dude don't do that shit again"
Rai stares at her before rolling his eyes

" Here have this" Rai mutters before shoving something into Y/n's arms

" Lets go" Rai says as he leaves the store

Y/n looks down at her arms and sees two boxes of strawberries ' he must've noticed me staring at them and bought them for me... but that means He was watching me since I came in this store or he followed me before I even went in here' Y/n shutters a little

" I SAID LETS GO Y/N!" Rai yells

" OKAY" Y/n yells back

Y/n jogs over Rai and they leave the store.

" Where are we going now?" Y/n asks

Rai turns his head to face Y/n he starts blushing and whips his head to look at the side walk in front of them

" were going to higashikata mansion" Rai mumbles

"What?"

" I SAID WERE GOING TO THE HIGASHIKATA MANDION! God! Could be anymore clueless!?" Rai exclaims as he flushes furiously

...

After a while of walking, yandere-tsundere Rai and  Y/n make it to the mansion

But Rai couldn't handle being around his darling anymore, or he would lose himself
In other words get lost in the sauce

"I HAVE TO GO" Rai says as covers
his face and jogs away

'Welp alright then bucko' Y/n thinks as she shrugs to herself

Y/n finds a gate to the backyard of the mansion don't ask me how, its just plot shit, alright

She then finds Yashou holding onto to Gappy and Tooru across from them with wonder of U out while smirking.

And guess what Y/n does

Littearly walks into the very middle of it.

"Y/n, What are you doing here!?" both Gappy and Yashou yell

Tooru just does a little creppy smile at her

Y/n turns and faces Tooru

" Y/n, I dont think you should approach me, you should know what would happen"
Tooru says menacingly

Y/n smirks

" Who said I'm approaching you, you narcissist" 

Tooru gives her a confused look

" IM GOING TO THE TREE BEHIND WONDER OF U"

Y/n goes face to face With WOU

Yashou looks like she's about to cry

" Y/n get away from Wonder of you please!" Yashou cries as she gets her stand out, personally I don't know what the hell it's gonna do like, what is it gonna do, find the fucking direction of where Y/n is gonna get her ass beat. Sorry back to the story.

" Y/n, im pretty sure your approaching him!" Gappy yells getting Soft&wet out

" NUH UH, as long as I don't think I'm approaching him it's not gonna work"

Tooru looks astonished

" How is calamity not befalling you....?" He mutters.

" It's became...... uhhhh...I don't know dude" Y/n answers

The closer Y/n gets the more nervous everyone starts to feel.

Y/n pokes WOU

" hahaha, your such a silly billy" Y/n says as she starts to get tired

The Higshikata's get out their house to see the commotion going on outside

Norisuke and Kato go out first

" Y/n!? What- TOORU!?" Kato exclaims the poor woman can't even think right now
Norisuke gives a blank look then starts yelling " JOSUKE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING, GET Y/N INSIDE RIGHT NOW!"

Kato starts going near Tooru

" I swear I'll kill you again you bastard, you will not lay a hand on Y/n..." She says with her fists balled up

Y/n looks around and realizes that she's in danger so she gets away from WOU. WOU reaches out for her but she was too fast.

She goes next to Yashou

Y/n puts her hand in her pocket and takes of that one funky fruit she found on the side of the road.

Everybody's eyes widen

" It's the rokakaka!" Yashou yells

Y/n raises her eyebrow

" Wait really? I thought it was a fucked up looking rasin, my fault gang"

Tooru looks at Y/n Menacing gaze

"Y/n.... give me the fruit... I know you'll give me the fruit because you love me right Y/n?"

Y/n puts her hand to her and her hand look like a phone

" ermmm delulu town called, they said they want their mayor back, sir"

" Anyway I'm a little hungry sooo, imm'a put this funky rain down the hatch, if you catch my drift"

Y/n plops the fruit in her mouth

Joshu runs of house screaming Y/n's name

" I SAW EVERYTHING ILL SAVE YOU MY PRINCESS!!"

Y/n falls to the ground because of how tired she is and because of the rokak(-the fucking fruit I'm tired of spelling its name)

" Aughgg that was a oppsiese on my part, that thing did not taste good at all fuck... wait is that Joshu? PLEASE WORLD TAKE ME OUT BEFORE HE MAKES IT TO ME OOOH GODD-"

Before joshu can make it to her Gappy grabs him by the collar of his shirt and smack his head

Joshu turns around to face Gappy

"HEY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ASSHOLE!?"

Gappy scowls at Joshu for second then looks at the ground

" Just let her leave, will go over to her soon anyway we might as well say our goodbyes now"

Before they could mange to say goodbye Y/n falls asleep.

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Welp I'm back now, we're close to the end of the of the book now all we have to do is wait the end of Jojolands! Thank you all for sticking with reading this book even though the updates suck, let me know if you have any questions and don't forget to interact with the story.

I love you all, drink water and don't die please!

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