How horny are you, Lincoln? (Lincoln Loud x Girl Jordan)

Am I really this unhappy?

Narrator: It was a normal day in Royal Woods, and a 16 year old white haired boy was walking home with groceries.

Lincoln: *Enters his house* Ahhh. There we go, home sweet home

Narrator: Just then, letter is posted through the door

Lincoln: Huh? *opens the envelope, and reads the paper*

Dear Lincoln

Since our time in high school is almost over, I decided to throw a party at 6pm my house. Others will be invited, I hope you can come over and celebrate.

Signed: Jordan Rosato *Girl Jordan*

Lincoln: Hmm. Well this makes my summer, slightly less doing nothing

Narrator: Later, 13:11pm

Lincoln: *Finishes packing away groceries with Rita* And the bread is packed away

Rita: Thanks Lincoln

Lincoln: Yeah... it's ok

Rita: Lincoln, are you ok?

Lincoln: Ummm

Rita: *Narrow eyes* Did you do something?

Lincoln: No, it's just... one of my friends is throwing a pre graduation party at their house at 6pm and if i can go, i might not be back until 11 tonight or tomorrow morning. But I just wanted to tell you, and let you know I'll be ok.

Rita: Really?... this is... incredible, honey, I'm so proud of you for doing well, and your taking this opportunity. Just, if there's alcohol, don't over do it.

Lincoln: Yeah... it is incredible, and I'll be careful. Thanks mum

Narrator: At Jordan's house 6pm

Rita: *Drops Lincoln off* Have fun Lincoln

Lincoln: I will

Narrator: Lincoln enters the house. Liam and Tabby are drinking away on the couch, Zach is passed on by a window, Stella and Cristina were having a chat and Rusty got slapped by Mollie because he tried to hit on her, even though he has zero rizz, and he accidentally offended her.

?: Hey Linc

Lincoln: *Turns to see Clyde* Hey Clyde

Clyde: Glad you came, I was worried you weren't going to come

Lincoln: Why not?

Clyde: Your not the biggest drinker

Lincoln: Oh, and you are? *being slightly sarcastic*

Clyde: Ok, I see your point, I just hoped you'd be here that's all

Jordan: Hi Lincoln

Lincoln: Hi Jordan

Jordan: I'm glad you made it

Lincoln: I have nothing to do, so this is giving me something to do *In head* Oh God. When did the girls become so sexy

Jordan: I hope you boys enjoy the party. Pizza will be here in 20 minutes

Clyde: Boy, this will rock

Lincoln: Yeah, it's going to be radical

Narrator: The party goes on, and Lincoln's facade continues, knowing even when he's with his peers and big family, he feels lonely, and he didn't know why. Was it because he was the only boy in a big house, or because he didn't have that special someone to be with. He's felt horny ever since he was 14 and despite being the best type of person to everyone, no girl approached him. And that was the saddest part of his life, him dying alone and sad, he remained at the party until nearly midnight. Later 23:42pm

Jordan: *Saying goodbye to Mollie and Cookie* Bye girls *starts going back to her house, but hears an odd noise. She follows it to down the side of her house, to see Lincoln asleep on the floor* L... Lincoln?

Lincoln: *Asleep or passed out*

Jordan: Must be asleep, better put him on the couch

Narrator: Jordan drops Lincoln on her couch, as she goes to sleep. 2 hours later, Lincoln wakes up.

Lincoln: *Sits up from the couch* Uugghhh... what the? Oh, I guess Jordan let me sleep here... man it's hot *he got into his underwear* ...I need to wash my face, I smell of beer and pizza

Narrator: Lincoln enters Jordan's bathroom and runs the tap water and splashes it in his face, he felt miserable

Lincoln: Am I really this unhappy? I have a huge loving and caring family and I have friends, yet something feels wrong... is it me? *In head* But then again, the girls would never be with me, given how my sisters would react

Narrator: Lincoln starts leaving the bathroom, but when he opens the door, he may as well be having a nightmare, Jordan in pyjamas, was standing right there.

Lincoln: *In head* Oh fuck

Jordan: *Realises Lincoln is only in underwear* Oh my God.

Lincoln: *Blushing* Jordan, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to see this

Jordan: LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Y-yes?

Jordan: It's ok

Lincoln: Really?

Jordan: Yeah. I know this'll sound weird, but I can't believe it took me nearly 13 years to see you with no shirt on.

Lincoln: It was only my sisters who saw me with no shirt on for so long, until now

Jordan: *Unsure* I'm flattered to be the first, non female family member to see you with no shirt on.

Lincoln: Cheers... I guess

Jordan: Lincoln... What's up? I found you asleep by the side if my house

Lincoln: *Sigh* Jordan, I... just feel... lonely

Jordan: Why lonely?

Lincoln: I don't know. I have my huge family, and so many friends, I guess it's because I don't have that someone.

Jordan: You wanna bang a girl, don't you?

Lincoln: W-what? No, I... i mean, I don't want to yet

Jordan: Lincoln, you don't need to lie, I know about your horny side

Lincoln: How... do you know that?

Jordan: Your really bad at keeping secrets

Lincoln: Oh come on, I'm not that bad

Jordan: You were talking about sex quite a bit throughout the party

Lincoln: I guess puberty makes girls hot... *realises what he said*

Jordan: Hmm?

Lincoln: I mean... I... that's not what... you and I... sex isn't...

Jordan: *Still looking at him*

Lincoln: ...Eh. I'm... I'm lost... I can't word a sentence

Jordan: ...I'll have sex with you

Lincoln: *Shocked* R-really?

Jordan: Yeah, come on. My room is perfect for this

Narrator: Both go to Jordan's room

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