How horny are you, Lincoln? (Lincoln Loud x Girl Jordan)

It was unforgettable

Narrator: In the morning, Lincoln started waking up, only to find he was the only one in the bed.

Lincoln: What the? *Gets out of bed*

Narrator: Lincoln put his clothes on, and went downstairs to find Girl Jordan. He searched the living room and kitchen, to find it was all clean, he then heard a noise from the downstairs toilet, he peaked inside and saw Jordan, naked, masturbating

Jordan: *Masturbating* Aww, Lincoln, your gonna make me leak... mmmppphhhh *She then proceeded to squirt in the toilet* MMMPPPHHHH, fuck! Yes...

Narrator: Lincoln was shocked, did Jordan always masturbate to him? She then got dressed and left the bathroom, Lincoln pretending he just came downstairs

Jordan: Oh, morning Lincoln

Lincoln: Morning Jordan, I see the house is clean

Jordan: Yeah, I woke up earlier, just so I can clean this mess up, don't want my parents to find out about the party.

Lincoln: Yeah... they probably wouldn't... have liked the house being a mess

Jordan: Lincoln, are you ok?

Lincoln: Yeah, it's just about last night, what we did

Jordan: Yeah?

Lincoln: I don't want it to affect our friendship, and I don't want to put you in an uncomfortable scenario. If you don't wanna do this, you don't have to.

Jordan: If I'm being honest, I kinda want us to last longer

Lincoln: *Eyes light up* Wait, what did you say?

Jordan: I think I've been hiding how I feel for too long, and I need to come out *pulls Lincoln in by the waste*

Lincoln: *Shocked* Oh, jeez

Jordan: Lincoln, I know we've been going very fast at the moment, but I would like to take the next step. I would love to be your girlfriend

Lincoln: I... I would love to be your boyfriend, Jordan

Jordan: There's a good boy. Give me a kiss

Narrator: Lincoln and Jordan share a kiss. Then after 20 minutes, Lincoln gets picked up by his parents, pretending to be hung over.

Lincoln: *Getting in Vanzilla* Bye Jordan! Uhhh, God

Rita: Hey sweetie how was the party?

Lynn sr: You enjoy the fun time, kiddo?

Lincoln: Mum, dad, I smell of beer and pizza, I have a headache and I'm tired. Can we wait until after I sleep for a while before we ask these questions.

Rita: Ok, Lincoln, let's go home

Lynn sr: Seemed like you had a great time

Narrator: Midway through the ride home

Rita: Dang it, traffic already

Lynn sr: It's the work rush, hun, we should expect this

Lincoln: Mum, dad?

Lynn sr: Yes, Lincoln?

Rita: What's up?

Lincoln: You guys seem perfect chill with me spending such a long time at the party

Narrator: The parents just looked at each other, then, Lynn looked at his son

Lynn sr: We're just happy you had fun

Rita: And we can tell you are going out with your friends still

Lincoln: Not like that, you guys seem too chill with us and parties

Lynn sr: That's not true *bit defensive tone*

Rita: Lynn, don't go there. *to Lincoln* What do you mean Lincoln?

Lincoln: Two years ago, Luna went out for a party at 4pm and didn't return till the following day at 7pm.

Rita: She was with her friends, plus she called us, saying she was ok

Lincoln: The question being, how are you guys so ok with this?

Rita: *Looked at her only son, then spoke* Well... when your father and I were kids, we weren't allowed to go out due to Gramps and Pop pop both being millitary trained, so they went down a over protective path, and we only went out, when we got to college.

Lincoln: That's harsh!

Lynn sr: Yeah. Then me and your mum met.

Rita: Then, three years later, your father got me pregnant with Lori

Lincoln: Uh oh

Rita: Gramps was over the moon. But Pop pop tried to beat him up, he only didn't because I threatened to leave if he attacked.

Lynn sr: So your mother and I agreed to be chill with you kids going out and having a good time.

Lincoln: *Wipes a tear* That's so sweet

Rita: That's what good parents do

Lincoln: *Realises the green light* Mum, green light!

Rita: Oh. *drives* Thanks Lincoln

Lincoln: It's ok *In head* If only you guys knew. Last night was unforgettable

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