Another normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom, or is it? Our main character, Y/N is put through an adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what Y/N run into? A killer squid? UFOs? Or maybe even the love of his life..
Published September 20th, 2022
Mario woke up today and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, heading downstairs and devouring a spaghetti dish and releasing a belch.
Mario: Mama Mia! Taco Mia hit good..
Beta:..That was spaghetti you idiot..
Mario: Hey fuck-a you too!
Beta: Yeah you too asshole..
He says before sipping some coffee, then they hear a doorbell ring. So they go to answer it, but upon their discovery, it was a simple green notebook delivered to the front door.
Mario: Hmm?..
Beta: Uhh..who ordered the notebook?..
Mario: I dunno! HEEY! Can we see if there's ass pics in this?!
Beta: You're even more immature than me..but yeah, why not.
Mario: Okie Dokie!
He opens it up to see only blank pages..
Mario: Mamafucker! We ain't found shit!
Beta: Lemme fix that..
He snatched the notebook and went to drawing, then wrote under it, ass.
Mario: Can Mario see the result?
Beta: Yeah, here you-
Beta turns to Mario only to see a donkey landed on Mario.
Beta: Go?..what the fuck?
Donkey: WAFFLES!!
Beta: OUTSIDE!
He chucks Donkey outside the castle.
Donkey: :(
Mario: What was dat for?!
Beta: I didn't do that the- the notebook did that?..hold on..
He looks at the drawing then saw his writing glowing.
Beta: I didn't know ass could glow..but riddle me this..
He puts it to the test.
Beta: We've got some beta testing to do..
He began to write down the following..
"A hippo, in a corvette eating a bowl of spicy curry and wearing sunglasses"
The words glow and something comes crashing down on Mario again.
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Beta: Jesus Christ..
Moto Moto: I like em B I G, I like em C H U N K Y~
Beta: Yeah no, get the fuck out.
Moto Moto: You got it chief.
He says before driving over Mario and out a window. Beta looks at the damage then shook his head before looking back at the notebook.
