Ancient ruins of Pančevo, once a battlefield for the straightest and most femboyish people of Serbia, now a radioactive playground for Serbian monarchists, hosted a severe mental illness known as the Death Threats Trademark military dictatorship, ruled by an iron fist of DeRanged Knighterino, Bolsonaro's strongest warrior, and God's favorite putschist, who, once hearing that the death of a new boss, same as the old boss, came way too soon, but it aged like a fine wine.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, or else, you would be forced to listen to how Dante started fainting every time he saw Vergil-senpai and his bollocks, pumped with Sex Pistols and Machine Gun Head, for the death and misery, residing here, every war crime committed, every shitty joke about black crime statistics broadcasted live, and all World in Hell's development stuck in an Eternal Loophole of never going to be published came from here.
Zlatan's and DeRanged Knighterino's rule saw the destruction of the Balkans after the era of peace created by Milan Stojadinović and his faithful group of retards, and caused the death of an old God, who was, quite honestly, on the verge of death considering the people he found to complete the job that had to be done and give euthanasia to his dog-like son.
The debates there were heated, and very retarded if you ask me, ranging from talking about German lesbians with huge ass dildos and its effects on a Bulgarian to quit drinking, to allying themselves to murder the alien, the brick, the house abandoned, Emissary of Hope, that is trying to make shitty lore and continue the legacy of Hearts of Child Molesters IV, of making very shitty and brain aneurysm inducing lore and mechanics, focus trees going weaker and softer than Skyler White's nerves after she found a second phone of Waltuh Cringuh, and India butchered to the point of „cast the stone of Iranian politicians."
No hope could be found there, and no salvation could prevent this army of shitheads to do anything meaningful since Zlatan went missing several shitposts ago.
And with the existence of Bob Dole, the fiercest Bulgarian warrior ever created, the splinter cell of Death Threats Trademark was created, as the tsundere woman of Argentinian wasteland decided to putsch the putschist, and put an end to the idea of ever going to Brazil, again.
The infighting became bloody, as war has destroyed Pančevo even further beyond, not having that old fucking femboyish look on the citizens of that Inferno, that is desperately trying to find a futa mommy gf on rule 34, the biggest mistake God has let to exist considering we have around 100 results for Breaking Bad, Hitler tentacle porn, and Spongebob in cum.
The The_Chairman, eternally grateful that he could be a part of Anti Balkan Echo Unit now found himself in Karamečkovo, one of the biggest shitholes that are ruled by Vučićist Communists, trying to build an Orthodox Church with election money, praying to their Orthodox God, while keeping the Catholic Church there intact.
Banished for their crimes against God, the residents of Limbo, after Jeff Bezos unleashed Hell, found their way through the dimensional wormhole themselves in this shithole, invading it for the sole purpose of trying to avenge the death of Vladimir „Vučić" Putin and his Satanic role during the Polish saga of probably most retarded proportions a person could ever conceive.
There, the last cells of Death Threats Trademark War Criminal Army, very subtle guys, tried to eradicate any threat that could endanger the location of their HQ, but with the Anti Balkan Echo Unit on their way, fully equipped with their arrest warrant, and enough weaponry to enforce the law on these suckers, entrenched themselves where once a great battle between Aleksandar Vučić and Jovan Jovanović the Third happened, making the exterior and interior of Karavukovo into what it looks now, burned shithole, reduced to atoms, with only small forces of communists and war criminals trying to rebuild the birthplace of Zlatan Zleytanovich Zletan.
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