ACT I: MISSION BLACKCOCK
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Zdenko Kotromanić, born on 21st March 1999, is a furry femboy who once believed he was gay, but after realizing that he gets a boner for furry women, became bisexual. A smug personality with sprinkles of insanity, he is considered an absolute menace among the furry community. Once mailed a pipe™ bomb™ to Master Chief.
Marriage Status: Two mommy dom wives, two adopted children, one child from Violeta and him, second on the way from Erika the Peach and him.
Additional notes: PTSD from Among Us, United Kingdom, Brad Pitt, Wojciech Jaruzelski, and "OHHHHH ZDEEEEEEEENKO..."
Hates: Everyone minus his family ( not counting Ljudmila and Radoslawa )
Loves: Pegging, female domination, not being involved with the story, his furry Rambo outfit, Nick Fury ( in a friendly manner )
Violeta Kotromanić, born on 18th June 1987, is a furry straight woman, a merchant with an economy PhD. Haunted Zdenko during his first fight against Brad Pitt, where they fell in love with each other. Mommy dommy is slightly less insane than Zdenko, she is considered arms dealer™ number one and has several contracts with James D. Taiclet and SsethTzeentach.
Marriage Status: One femboy husband and trans woman wife, children status same as Zdenko, minus the child with Erika the Peach.
Additional notes: Experienced in close combat, equipped with five knives all the time, always go-happy about everything, but rough and dominant with Zdenko.
Hates: the good side of Tom Cruise for attempted witchcraft, Zdenko not being home, Radoslawa's addiction to estrogen.
Loves: Zdenko, her children, Erika the Peach, selling armaments to the terrorist groups, inducing and con-sensually raping Zdenko
Samuel L. Jackson aka Nick Fury, born on 21st December 1948, is an Afro-American actor famous for saying the words "motherfucker" and "negro." During the First fight against Brad Pitt, he accompanied Zdenko in attempting to find the Anti-Brad Pitt Weapon System. During the Second fight against Brad Pitt, a missile struck the entire Poland, once the missile struck Los Angeles, he was hunted down by the US government for terrorism, and the International Criminal Court for destroying Poland.
Marriage status: Married with LaTanya Richardson Jackson, has a daughter Zoe Jackson
Additional notes: Sometimes pretends to have amnesia, is experienced in platforming and aerial combat, and has a Cleopatra outfit.
Hates: stupid negros, snakes on the airplanes, motherfuckers, and Ljudmila ( for taking his best friend the good side of Tom Cruise )
Loves: anime, adventures with Zdenko, missile strikes, Obama after the third love
Colombo Gabriel Matragrano, born on 14th April 1993, is a famous Youtuber/LAPD Detective/Archangel Gabriel, an Italian-American person that build his career around voice acting shitposts, and being paid handsomely for the hourly rate of 200 dollars in video games where he once voiced shitting. Partially responsible for releasing Skeliton Prime and Chillimonster into the wilderness of the British Isles, he now accompanies Archangel Michael Afton in his quest to defeat them.
Marriage Status: Married to a woman, blushes when someone says that they're gay for him.
Additional Notes: Always solving problems as Colombo, rages like Gabriel at minor inconveniences, and is himself with there's a shitpost happening.
Hates: Trav Guy Live, V1, God for His mysterious ways
Loves: his wife, shitposting, Gabriel ULTRAKILL, being paid for a double hourly rate, forcing VoicedQuills to become a jar
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