Mario's POV
AewaeAawwawaAHahhhWHWHAAHZwWWA wHYyYYy DID SMG4 LEAVE????? I wAS LOoKiNG FORwarD to living with someone coOL BUT nOW IM STUCK WITH...
LUIgi!!!!!!!!! >:0000000000000
Mario thinks Luigi's kinda lame! He ruined Mario's multi-week sleepover with a cool fren!!!
>:(
Ima text someone rAnDoM now :D
Mario: HELLO
Bob: Oh hEy MAriO cAn yoU heLp me with sOmEtHiNg
Mario: IS IT ILLEGAL
Bob: uH
Bob: iF you HeLp me i'LL giVe YoU a 1% oFf cOUpon foR spaGheTTi
Mario: Mmm, yummy :P
Bob: i'LL tAke thaT as a yEs
Bob: mEeT me iN pEaCheS caStle
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3rd person POV (SMG4)
"Uh... hey, SMG3?"
"Can't help you! busy!" Three yelled, clearly... busy. As he had just stated-
SMG4 looked over at what he was doing. "Whatcha- SMG3, what are you doing?!"
"I SCREWED UP AND NOW KAREN- agh- jUST HELP ME DUDE!" Three was trying to snatch Karen's gun from her as she held it too high for him to reach, unimpressed. "Really? That's all you can do?" she said.
"Oi, give that to me!" Three exclaimed. "Just because you're FREAKISHLY TALL doesn't mean you can scare away all our customers!"
"No, no, no! You can't take her gun! You don't understand!" SMG4 pleaded. "She needs the gun! Also, she's not 'freakishly tall,' you're just a short ass mf-"
"Since when did you care about all this?" Three asked, after slapping SMG4. "Also, are you stupid? Would you order coffee from a mean cat lady holding a gun?!"
"Of course! It means I won't have to encounter any rude customers!"
SMG3 sighed, giving up on taking Karen's weapon. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm going insane, or if it's really just everyone around me. Now what do you need?"
"Uhh, I was just wondering..." SMG4 began.
"Yeah?"
Four felt kind of silly asking SMG3 for this, but everyone else was busy today. "Can you help me with a video?"
~~~
"Really, man? This is what I have to do?!" SMG3 exclaimed. "I'll do it once! If it doesn't come out good enough, I don't care!"
"Yeah, yeah. There's no way you could possibly not be funny doing this..." Four hit record.
"Hi guys, this is SMG3 and..." he sighed. "Welcome to another video. Today, we'll-" he stopped. "Fuck no, I'm not doing this, at least not your way!"
"Hey, what are you doing?!" SMG4 cried. SMG3 had replaced Four's nice blue background with his own dark, emo one! "This is my video! You can't do that!"
"Like hell I can't!" he said. "We're doing this video MY way. This is humiliating enough, so why don't we share it?"
~~~
Crap. Asking Three to do this has to be one of the worst decisions of my life. Backfired like hell...
"Hi...I'm SMG4, and...uh...welcome. To our show...?" Four mumbled.
"OH JUST GET OUT HERE! I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AS THE ONLY ONE WITH A HUMILIATING COSTUME BY MYSELF!" SMG4 yelped a little when he was pulled in front of the camera. "Ahh! No! Mine is so much worse than yours!"
"That's right, people! This video's gonna be about my UNMATCHED CHARISMA and my power to do anything I want with how liked I am out of everyone in Four's cast! First: SMG4 in a wedding dress!"
"I'm...just...gonna stop filming now," the YouTuber squeaked, trying to get away from the camera. But he forgot that SMG3 was still gripping his hand tightly and he just kind of looked like an absolute idiot tripping over the dress and falling to the ground...
"Aahh! I'm a grown man, SMG3! And I'm tripping over a stupid-ass dress for a YouTube video! I can't do this!" SMG4 ran over to the camera, relieved as he turned it off.
Flustered, SMG4 covered his face so SMG3 couldn't see the bright red blush. "Why did I ever agree to that?! No, you know what, I-I'm not posting that! Yeah!" Four scrambled away.
"Oh, don't be so embarrassed and crap. I had to wear those bunny ears! Consider it my payment for letting you stay," Three grinned. "Plus... you were so freaked out for whatever reason that you didn't notice me using Meme Energy while I held your hand, to film us with my phone. This is definitely going online."
"NOOOOOO!" Four felt his soul leave his body. Hey wait, this is kinda cool. Now I don't have to live with the embarrassment of-
"Hey! Stop that non-canon death, idiot!" Three slapped SMG4 back into reality.
Unfortunately, Four lost his balance and flailed around because he was also wearing heels for some reason, from SMG3's collection, and fell over... on top of SMG3.
Both of them froze for a second, and SMG3 began to blush as well. The weight of SMG4's warm body on top of him was- it felt so- so-
"GET OFF ME! Baka!" Three yelled, pushing SMG4 off. "I- I'll... I'll cut out that part of the video! Okay?"
"Ugh... fine." SMG4 sighed, accepting his fate as Three started to upload the video onto YouTube.
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Bob's POV
WhEre iS tHaT iDioT?
oH thERe HE iS.
"BOB!!! YOU SAID SPAGHETTI COUPON??? wHATdOYOuNEeD???!??!?!?!??!?!??!?"
"jeSuS cHrisT mAn cALm dowN, i NEed yOU tO heLp mE hiDe a DeAd boDy."
mAriO LOokeD aT mE LiKe-
(HSGDHSHGHSSN-)
(Author intervention- I can't write this dialogue in Bob's voice, guys)
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Mario's POV
"Where is it?! Mario will help!"
Mario would do ANYthING for Bob's AMAZING REWARD!!!!! He can't believe that Bob somehow got his sword-hands on a real legit 1% OFF COUPON!!!!!! Mario looks forward to delicious spaghetti after this dead body is hidden!
"uH...i wAS JuSt kiDdiNg...(tHis tiMe)...weLL, tHe FaCt thAt yOu wEre THis eAgeR tO heLp hidE A dEAd bOdY isn'T cOncErniNG at aLL..." Bob gave Mario a weird look, but Mario wasn't worried about his unhealthy obsession with food! Mario was thinking about his dinner date later tonight! A date with his dinner! Yummy :D
"wELL, hErE's hOw iT aLL bEgan... it sTarteD whEn I fOuNd thiS ranDoM AsS aDveRtiSeMenT wiTh a cReEpY aS heLL tV dUdE oN it...
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We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34)
Fanfiction(Takes place after the IGBP movie) ''Really? You'd do that for me?'' ''Eh, sure. Whatever. I kinda own that Starbucks, you know.'' ''I...I don't know what to say! Thank you so much, Three...'' ''Heh. We're friends now, aren't we? Even I wouldn't...
