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SMG3's POV
What the fuck is going on.
I can't see shit. This place is fucking dark, wherever this...is.
I wish I had my notebook right now.
Talking to myself is no fun. I'd much rather talk to a dead tree instead...
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SMG4's POV
"Okay, okay. This is fine," I said to myself (or maybe Meggy). "So Bob took him. Bob, who is a murderer and kidnapper amongst other VERY ILLEGAL things. This is fine!" I said nervously.
Meggy facepalmed. "Are you kidding me?! I always knew Bob couldn't be trusted, but I never thought he would hurt one of us, his friends...are you sure? Hey, where is Termina anyway? Are you sure Karen was talking about Bob? It could have been-"
"I'm certain!" I exclaimed. "Termina is a weird alternate dimension that Garos come from! I-It has to be Bob! I mean, yeah, I didn't think of him doing something like this either, but it's not...completely...out of character for him, right?!"
"I guess it's not that crazy of a theory," said Meggy. "Hey, who knows? Maybe SMG3 isn't in any danger at all!"
"Yeah, you're right," I said. "But I really don't think that's the case. We have that weird connection, you know? A-and I think something's up..."
I closed my eyes and thought. Where would Bob take SMG3? No, where would Bob take SMG3 if he wanted to kidnap him?
He would have to find a place I couldn't use my Meme Energy to track Three...which I'm not even sure exists. Hey, wait a minute-
"GaAeaeaEAEAHhAhAHAHHHhh!" I tripped on a rock. Meggy giggled. "Sorry, Four, but...maybe you should keep your eyes open when you walk, at least!
"That...seems like a good idea," I laughed. "Okay, so I think I might know where Bob might have ta- I mean, gone with Three. I'm probably wrong but who knows?"
The former Inkling smiled. "Alright, then. Lead the way! Where are we going?"
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SMG3's POV
Ughhh my head hurts like hell. Fuck whoever did this...
Okay, so yeah. I'm here now, wherever here even is.
"HEY, WHERE AM I?!" I yelled. "IT'S DARK AS HELL IN HERE AND YEAH I'M EDGY BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING VAMPI-" The lights turned on. "Oh."
"Hello, SMG3." There was a voice. It was coming from somewhere behind me, which was pretty annoying since I was tied to a chair and I couldn't turn around to see them. Well, I probably could, but I didn't want to risk anything. So this is a kidnapping, huh?
"Lame-ass coward!" I yelled. "Show yourself, idiot! What, are you too scared? You afraid I'll turn to stone 'cause you're uglier than Medusa?"
God, this was a fucking stupid decision, but I didn't feel like I was really in danger. Everything in this world is just comedy or some shit. I bet the kidnapper will reveal themselves and it's like Bob or something who's here to make a stupid joke abou...
Holy shit it's actually Bob.
"Hey, Bob!" I said. "Can you just let me go already? I dunno any of what I'm supposed to say right now, and if you free me I'll act out your little scene here before I fucking kill SMG4-
Bob cut me off. "That wo[n't be necessary]. SMG4 took no part in this, and all I need you [to do] is stay right there."
"Uh...what?" That's probably a lie. "Yeah, yeah, okay, but seriously. These ropes are fucking uncomfortable and the last time I was tied to a chair, I had to- nevermind, I'm not thinking about that shit today," I said, violently shaking my head to try erasing the Gay Thoughts. "Also, why the hell are you so out of character, man?"
"Oh, I'm not Bob!" he laughed. His swords clattered to the ground when he dropped them, and he pulled out an evil-looking device. It looked like a phone, but not really. It was like a...really weird...pink, glowing...
...demonic...
...phone.
Holy shit...no, that can't be! I'm just fucked now, aren't I?
"Do you [remember...try to remember] me?" the virus asked as it turned on the phone and started recording. As soon as it started filming, the phone started floating around us.
"Y-you..." my voice became sharper. "...you again! You motherfucker, I'll fucking MURDER YOU!!!" I screamed.
Unstable Meme Energy crackled in the air around me as I struggled to control my rage. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SCREWED WITH SMG4 AND GAVE HIM THAT FUCKING KEYBOARD!"
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We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34)
Fanfiction(Takes place after the IGBP movie) ''Really? You'd do that for me?'' ''Eh, sure. Whatever. I kinda own that Starbucks, you know.'' ''I...I don't know what to say! Thank you so much, Three...'' ''Heh. We're friends now, aren't we? Even I wouldn't...
