Chapter 3. Alien.... Attack?

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Jake (Yelling from afar): Fath'r, nay!

Mr. Lloyd weakly: It's over son, the... the aliens have got me.

Mysterious Alien: Ik Zwegit (Pronounced Sveyegit) un de of Upsy, Urgle reckon doo

Mr. Lloyd (To The Mysterious Alien): What what does this mean?! Somebody HELP ME!

The mysterious alien taps a strange button on his neck.

Mysterious Alien (in a sexy deep voice): Human, your voice is... so soft, your eyes so beautiful. My name is Zwegit, and I hail from the planet Upsy. I am in love with you.

Mr. Lloyd screams louder.

Zwegit: I am of no harm to you, Human.

Mr. Lloyd (Frightened): But... I am married

Zwegit: Marriage, I know not what this means.

Mr. Lloyd: It means there is someone I love so much I cannot love another.

Zwegit: Then there is only one course of action.

Zwegit Teleports away


Jake Runs to his father

Jake: Fath'r art thee well enow?

Mr. Lloyd: We, we must run, run to your MOTHER.

Jake: Nay fath'r, we wilt receiveth thee an ambulance

Mr. Lloyd: There's no time, your mother, It's GOING AFTER YOUR MOTHER.

Jake: T can't beest. I might not but runneth home!

Jake Run's home

Jake: Mother, mother art thee good now?

J. Mom: Oh hi honey, I was just having a discussion with out new friend here. He's very funny.

Zwegit: Urp, Gonzanawit. (hello, spawn of sexy)

J. Mom: Oh my, what a gas.

Jake: NAY MOTHER, THOUGH MUST AWAY, FOR HE HAS COMEST TO BE RID OF YOU.

J. Mom: Oh how silly, I see you are also funny.

Zwegit Proceeds to go upstairs.

Jake: Mother, hee might not but feareth, f'r the sir who is't stands bef're thee, is a tyrant who is't hails from anoth'r w'rld, mayhaps anoth'r universe. An alien!

J. Mom: Oh no honey, he's a real nice guy, friends with your father.

Jake: Nay! that gent hast cometh to killeth thee, and stealeth thy husband f'r his owneth!

J. Mom: no, he is simply here to stay with us for a while

Jake: that gent is what? staying h're? t cannot beest. but wherefore?

J. Mom: Go see for yourself

Jake sprints up the stairs

Jake: Th're is nay way yond the alien is staying h're, that gent might not but beest attempting to lure h'r into a false senseth of security

Jake Burts into the guest room

Jake: Bewray thy true intentions, knave!

Zwegit looks up, shocked and confused

Zwegit: Blubbering Noises (Hello, son of Gyat, what do you need?)

Jake: Stand ho talking rot, prithee just bid me what thee wanteth with mine own family

Zwegit Flips the switch on his neck

Zwegit: I want to marry your father, unfortunately, I cannot. As a result, I have decided to move in to live with your family, to love all of you, and most of all him.

Jake: THEE ART DOING WHAT?

Jake Runs out of his house, destination unclear

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