Jake (Yelling from afar): Fath'r, nay!
Mr. Lloyd weakly: It's over son, the... the aliens have got me.
Mysterious Alien: Ik Zwegit (Pronounced Sveyegit) un de of Upsy, Urgle reckon doo
Mr. Lloyd (To The Mysterious Alien): What what does this mean?! Somebody HELP ME!
The mysterious alien taps a strange button on his neck.
Mysterious Alien (in a sexy deep voice): Human, your voice is... so soft, your eyes so beautiful. My name is Zwegit, and I hail from the planet Upsy. I am in love with you.
Mr. Lloyd screams louder.
Zwegit: I am of no harm to you, Human.
Mr. Lloyd (Frightened): But... I am married
Zwegit: Marriage, I know not what this means.
Mr. Lloyd: It means there is someone I love so much I cannot love another.
Zwegit: Then there is only one course of action.
Zwegit Teleports away
Jake Runs to his father
Jake: Fath'r art thee well enow?
Mr. Lloyd: We, we must run, run to your MOTHER.
Jake: Nay fath'r, we wilt receiveth thee an ambulance
Mr. Lloyd: There's no time, your mother, It's GOING AFTER YOUR MOTHER.
Jake: T can't beest. I might not but runneth home!
Jake Run's home
Jake: Mother, mother art thee good now?
J. Mom: Oh hi honey, I was just having a discussion with out new friend here. He's very funny.
Zwegit: Urp, Gonzanawit. (hello, spawn of sexy)
J. Mom: Oh my, what a gas.
Jake: NAY MOTHER, THOUGH MUST AWAY, FOR HE HAS COMEST TO BE RID OF YOU.
J. Mom: Oh how silly, I see you are also funny.
Zwegit Proceeds to go upstairs.
Jake: Mother, hee might not but feareth, f'r the sir who is't stands bef're thee, is a tyrant who is't hails from anoth'r w'rld, mayhaps anoth'r universe. An alien!
J. Mom: Oh no honey, he's a real nice guy, friends with your father.
Jake: Nay! that gent hast cometh to killeth thee, and stealeth thy husband f'r his owneth!
J. Mom: no, he is simply here to stay with us for a while
Jake: that gent is what? staying h're? t cannot beest. but wherefore?
J. Mom: Go see for yourself
Jake sprints up the stairs
Jake: Th're is nay way yond the alien is staying h're, that gent might not but beest attempting to lure h'r into a false senseth of security
Jake Burts into the guest room
Jake: Bewray thy true intentions, knave!
Zwegit looks up, shocked and confused
Zwegit: Blubbering Noises (Hello, son of Gyat, what do you need?)
Jake: Stand ho talking rot, prithee just bid me what thee wanteth with mine own family
Zwegit Flips the switch on his neck
Zwegit: I want to marry your father, unfortunately, I cannot. As a result, I have decided to move in to live with your family, to love all of you, and most of all him.
Jake: THEE ART DOING WHAT?
Jake Runs out of his house, destination unclear
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Kappa Saga: A Romance
AcakThis is the story of a group of young men, and their many stories. Stories of love, adventure, revenge, and sadness.
