Does Shrek Fuck?

Bonus

      "Elevator broke."

      "Why?"

      "Felt like it, I guess."

      "Oh. How do I get upstairs?"

      "Don't know."

       "Do you have stairs?"

     " nope. Elevator only."

     "So, are people stuck upstairs?"

      "Didn't think about that."

       Shrek goes outside and yells up at a window: "Hey, Ricky! Are you stuck up there? Elevators broke!"

     "Yeah, man! I'm a little stuck! Thinking about climbing out with a laundry rope!"

       Shrek turns to you. "See? He's fine."