Chapter Two: Love at First Sight Again

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"Aw come on man now you're gonna make me feel all aggressive." Shark said before attacking Snake who would give him the last push-pop. 

"Spit it out!" 

"Never!" 

Soon Piranha and Web join the fun as Wolf watches them for a few moments before turning on the tv. 

"Animales." Wolf said to himself. 

"Hey guy, quiet housing around we're on tv." Wolf announced as his freind rush over to the tv. On the screen showed the new governor of L.A.- Diane Foxington. "Listen I hear you guys. Now we all know how dastardly The Bad Guys are-" 

"You bet we are!" Wolf agreed. 

"But more than anything.....I feel sorry for them." This statement causes everyone watching the news off by surprise. 

"These so-called 'Bad Guys' are really just second-rate-has-been. Behind their amateurish and frankly unoriginal capers, I mean really, come on, another bank is nothing but a deep well of anger, denial, and self-loathing.'' This made them even more angry. "And those are holes that no amount of cash or priceless can fill." 

There was a long moment of silence. "What's on the damn food network." Snake sarcastically asks. 

"Who the fuck is she judge us?!" Wolf growled. 

"So, with news about The Bad Guys out of the way, what can be more positive than the annual Good Samaritan Awards where tonight I will present the golden dolphin to this year's goodness citizen." Wolf angrily turned off the tv and sat there when suddenly an idea popped into his head. 

"Guys, who's up for another hist, a big one." Wolf pulled the blind up from the window as the gang let out a gasp and said. "The Golden Dolphin." 

"Seriously." Snake said as he slither off the couch. 

"I thought I was the crazy one." Piranha stated. 

"You still are." Snake said, making the fish suddenly wail. 

"That gigs has broke every criminal who have tried, the Bucharest Bandits, Bucky Jim, and the fucking Crimson Paw." 

"Actually the Crimson Paw was never caught." Web said. 

"Well regardless he never stole anything after that ever again." Snake state. 

"Snake, hear me out buddy, what is a better way to wipe that smirk of the damn governor's fuzzy little face than stealing the golden dolphin." Wolf persuades Snake, 

"This is the Holy Grail of thievery. If we pull on this gig we'll cement our legacy as the greatest of all time." 

"Wolf, I thought we weren't supposed to make things personal." Snake argued. "Besides we got a pretty good thing going, friends, freedom, and just look at all the stuff we've stolen for free!" 

"Alright you know what you're right just forget I said anything. I guess the pig will get his prize." Wolf said. 

"Yeah I guess he will." Snake replied before rethinking what Wolf had told him. 

"Wait, what the hell do you mean by "the pig?" Snake asks who now suddenly became interested. 

"Oh! did I forget to mention about the pig cause I thought I did." Wolf said. He pulled up the second window blind to reveal the pig that stood next to the golden dolphin. 

"The Good Samaritan is a guinea-pig?" Shark exclaimed as Snake flicked his tongue out. 

"What do you say Snaky? It's better than cake." The other three laugh at Wolf's roast before Snake gives in to Wolf's plan. "Fine! But he better be good." He said.

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