Barty: If you want my advice–
Docras: No offence, but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Barty: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they also tried to kill me.
Evan: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Fanfic200/200 parts completed book 2/2 Hey guys! The last one of these was rather popular so I decided to make another. I will update as regularly as I can, tho I'm back in school so don't expect too much. I'll try to publish atleast one thing a day. Enjo...
