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Sirius: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Remus: What?

Sirius: No Eye-deer!

Sirius: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Remus: I don't care.

Sirius: Still no eye-deer!

Sirius: What do you call a deer with no brain?

Lily: James.

Lily and Sirius: *high five*

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